Patrick Helvik

Author of DISTILLED, a novel set in 1879, Westport, Co. Mayo, Ireland. Read a free chapter at my website below or get it on Amazon:

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'Distilled' is a new Irish novel set in Mayo during 1879, the Land War years. A people scarred by the decimation of famine, a land of forgotten heroes, of Michael Davitt, of tenants & landlords, rebels & empire. A time that forged the nation we know today.
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@doubledub48 @skywatcher_irl Yeah, fuck Elon Musk. Do you have a problem with that?

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@doubledub48 @skywatcher_irl So if you wholeheartedly believe that why are you writing on the platform then?

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@doubledub48 @skywatcher_irl Well come to the un iv erse El on bot. No tweets, almost no followers. Ukraine need to hit a few more of those data centers

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@skywatcher_irl Oh, I like the idea of the solar flare index wiping them out. The initial culture shock would be massive but I think recovery would be swift. I wonder if the survival booklet given out by the govt recently shouldn't have included getting paper maps and rabbit ears antenna tv

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC Ha ha. Thanks for the entertainment last night Glenn. There was five of us here laughing at you. You even got a few mentions and shared screenshots today. You might become famous!

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC One man and his dog

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC Calm down Glenn. It's okay to be gay

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC I'm not gay, Glenn. Have you tried Grinder?

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC It's a scientific fact, look it up Glenn. Heterosexual dogs are shocked of fireworks, gay dogs don't mind them. Something about the testosterone

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC You're dog is gay, Glenn

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC Glenn, that's a classic case of exactly how a deaf dog would typically act. Also, it's a scientifically established fact that gay dogs aren't afraid of fireworks

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC But have you considered that he has become voluntarily deaf to escape listening to all the bollox you talk, Glenn?

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC How do you know? Has he been listening to you talking shite for long?

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@LucasHood2026 @RightNUFC Yes. Fuck off Glenn. Have you considered the possibility that your dog is partially deaf

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@MaggieP31069 Yes. What delight do we get firing explosives into the sky compared to the terror animals experience from it? Utterly ridiculous. Corporate events and hotels have power over local councillors

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@MissyStephx FUCK FIREWORKS

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@RightNUFC Firing explosives into the sky, knowing how much terror it brings to wildlife and also some people should absolutely be banned

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@rickygervais Fuckers firing explosives into the sky for light entertainment while knowing how much fear it creates are Knucle dragging idiots. Local authorities allow this because of vested interests like hotels and corporate events

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@JayinKyiv The cop on the ground beside the white car took him down. The second cop made sure he didn't get back up