Patrick Helvik

Author of DISTILLED, a novel set in 1879, Westport, Co. Mayo, Ireland. Read a free chapter at my website below or get it on Amazon:

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'Distilled' is a new Irish novel set in Mayo during 1879, the Land War years. A people scarred by the decimation of famine, a land of forgotten heroes, of Michael Davitt, of tenants & landlords, rebels & empire. A time that forged the nation we know today.
https://t.co/niIdsFa8oB

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@EwanMacKenna @KildareGAA Just a normal man supporting his team, looking to harass the players after being knocked out by the all Ireland champions

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@EwanMacKenna @AmandaBriggs198 @KildareGAA Reduced to boasting about your last IQ test, 😂😂😂 Sad.

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@EwanMacKenna @AmandaBriggs198 @KildareGAA A life lesson I learned a long time ago, any man that boasts about having a high IQ is feeling deeply inadequate about his intelligence. That's a Fact.

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@TadhgHickey Yeah, look at Ted Bundys face. What a ridiculous argument

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@EwanMacKenna @RachelMoiselle Well you did get very excited about a little bit of visible cleavage from @RachelMoiselle Ewan. I guess you're not getting out much in Brazil if that has you clutching your pearls

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@OdohertyI64991 It's the same logic as being against the death penalty. If a miscarriage of justice happens only once it is one time too many.

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@Timodc @yashar You're still salty because he called you and your fellow pod Bros out for building a career on editing one speech for Obama when he was a Senator

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@sentdefender @BarakRavid Axios? Well they've been right about everything so far

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@sbear101 Not saying I believe that happened but I find it odd that they had experts in culverts, drains, manholes, on the stand for weeks on end and never once asked if that was possible

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@sentdefender So 3 for 2, that was their suicide mission accomplished?

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@donaldtusk Did Tusk recognise Clooney? If not prepare for an op Ed in the New York Times calling out his obvious mental decline

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@sentdefender You seem to be completely missing or deliberately misinterpreting the sarcasm in Zelenskyy's decree allowing the parade in red square...

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@CuriosityonX What do you mean 'everything you have ever known'? Every day we all walk on this ancient rock called planet earth, our entire human structure is made from atoms that originated from stars many millenia ago

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@TheFigen_ Baby elephants don't get abandoned by their herd. Stop grifting for clicks

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@bbqbaseball62 @Osinttechnical How did you you manage to type that while rolling in the mud with your hogs? In my country we laugh at uneducated Americans like you. Seriously, you are an international joke. (International means worldwide, Blake)

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@bbqbaseball62 @Osinttechnical Wimp womp you uneducated fool

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@bxpansive @bbqbaseball62 @Osinttechnical They have several months supply on ships in the Ocean and they have other options to get stuff out. Also they don't give a damn about the suffering of their own people, they will just blame USA, so they will never give up

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@JakeSnake4321 @bbqbaseball62 @Osinttechnical Jake, your Daddy Trump caved again. He's wriggling around and flip flopping like a little bitch and and can't find a way out. Suck it up MAGA boy. You're losing and everyone is watching

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@bbqbaseball62 @Osinttechnical Blake, I understand you're hurting because your Daddy Trump has backed down again, but try and debate the facts rather than just throwing little girl tantrums

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@bbqbaseball62 @Osinttechnical About 6 months. Which is long enough to cause jet fuel and many other commodity shortages in much of the world.