Bill Parks

Grandfather, Air Force Cold War Veteran, and all around smart ass

[Bill Parks @HemiBParks]

@DuffelBlog NFCU has reported all of their ATMs in the Pentagon have run out of dollar bills

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@TomPorterDC B-53's. 🤣🤣🤣

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@ArchCityPoet @SNAFU_Sara The joys of working for a global organization is the Reply Alls that last 24+ hours and being able to tell what time zone people were in just by when they responded

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@patsajak Nothing beats tropical Montana

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@SNAFU_Sara I got a cortisone shot in my hand the other day. The scream was heard two time zones away

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@SNAFU_Sara I noticed the article stated the system can't handle joint legal and physical custody, which is what my divorce decree declared. I guess it was good the divorce happened post DD214

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@SNAFU_Sara Come to Atlanta, we can't seem to get a day without it right now

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@weekdayjokes Lots of toilet jokes lately. This site is going to the crapper

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@SNAFU_Sara Are you yelling at him to get off your lawn as he cuts it?

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@UltCharles @SNAFU_Sara Retired now so not using any of them, but I used to have Slack up for internal only, and was normally also connected to Teams to be able to communicate with client (and sometimes the Teams was for a different client than on the call). The joys of being a consultant

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@SNAFU_Sara Congratulations. It took me to 50 to do that

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@cincyreds75 @Shell @Shell_USA At least you have been able to get through. I still haven't been able to do that or log on. Apparently, I don't exist to @Shell_USA anymore

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@Shell @Shell_USA After 43 years you just lost me as a customer. All because you failed at the transition to the new credit card

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@DuffelBlog If you aren't fighting commies, are you really in a war?

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@SNAFU_Sara That's why I always try to book early morning appointments. Get in before things start backing up too much

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@rookie3550 @Shell 43 year card member here, and between the outrageous interest and inability to activate the new card or even talk to anyone, no longer a @Shell_USA customer

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@AdmiralMemo @Shell_USA @Shell Don't worry, you can't get a hold of anyone to activate it and @Shell_USA doesn't seem to care. They just refer you to Imprint (and wait until you see the new interest rate - 32%)

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@carnak8 @Shell Lucky you. I can't even activate mine. Calling in and website say I don't exist after 43 years having a @Shell_USA card. I feel bad for my local station owner as I like the guy, but never buying there again

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@JohnsonMat24519 @rookie3550 @MidWestMet @Shell Agree, and no one at @Shell_USA seems to care

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@rookie3550 @MidWestMet @Shell I saw. No worries because after 43 years as a @Shell_USA customer, I no longer exist. And no one is answering the phone. IMPRINT just cost @Shell_USA a long time customer