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@MarcusCVance @oldenoughtosay And he should have said 'let this sink in' because he's referring to an object in his possession, not one that's at a distance. The plum.

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@oldenoughtosay It's a lovely big pipe, I'll give it that.

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@TheWansteadtap "Do you expect me to talk?"
"Yes and, Mr Bond, I expect you to die."

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@RGA A devil's advocate of account execs

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@RGA A scamp of art directors

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@Aiannucci That report goes onto say that social media also distorts political perception. If only there were some sort of high-profile example of extremely online brain-rot we could look at...

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@sturdyAlex The Spy Who Went Into The Cold

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@TheWansteadtap You kept that one quiet

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@Otto_English Would be interesting to know from them what the weather is like in Magnitogorsk today.

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@TheWansteadtap Roll With It recontextualised to be about mobility scooters

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@Dempster2000 God braise the queen!

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It’s getting old @realdonaldtrump 🥱

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@Exploding_Heads @TheWansteadtap Thanks!

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@BBusinesslamb @Otto_English @Mr_G_Barrington Except one lad who was on crutches, but he was stamping a crutch.

(Hat-tip @_DHOTYA)

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@DmitryOpines I wonder what could be behind such a generous offer?

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@RealAlexJones Oh yes, a life of peace and prosperity awaits you in Russia.

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@jacobjarv Finally, something Johnson and @Dorianlynskey agree on.

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@AndyGJBurge Whisper it, but B is making a comeback

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@laura_laker @BikeBizOnline @podstreetsahead Voted! Obviously I'll redirect the sanctity of the ballot booth and won't tell you who for...