Cornelia🐸

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I appreciate the finer things in life like art and fps games. ~ have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

Whoever said online friends aren't real friends must be so mad rn

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

364 days til halloween 🎃👻

[shelby @seashell_b]

every time someone says “you’ll figure it out, you always do :)” to me the rage burns hotter in my chest. do you know how much work goes into figuring it out???? do you know how tired I am of ALWAYS having to figure it out by myself???

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

@primevideouk uses bad auto captions that get the words and the speaker wrong constantly, doesn't remember where I am in my ep, the auto-play isn't tailored, and now they show 5 min worth of ads in a 20 min episode and wanna charge me extra for ad free - WTF AM I PAYING YOU FOR??

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

scandinavians pay $50 at a restaurant to eat what's left in the fridge from a bachelor that hanged himself

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

@Mandoodles WOW GRATTIIIIIS! HÄLSA MAMI 😍💖

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

@RayCage @vnbvrnt It's a bit dated :( I love the show, but unless you're really into character-driven narrative I don't think it holds up pacing wise. Try to get past that tho because it is a WILD RIDE

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

yeah and for those 7 days out of the month you feel AMAZING

[𝐵🪝 @BISBAAS_]

premenstrual menstrual postmenstrual like does it ever end

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

For the love of God, what did I just say

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

@safomeART Holy shit I thought this was a fever dream

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

why is this the best tv show ever made but I'd rather die than watch it again

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Sharp Objects (2018) dir. Jean-Marc Vallée

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

forbidden chocolate buttons

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Buried treasure of nearly 200 Roman coins found in Italy

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

"why didn't Sauron put one orc guard at the entrance to Mount Doom" because he could not comprehend someone destroying the ring instead of using it, you dumb asshole. you media-illiterate ass brain. why would you post that. I'm sending this to your boss. im getting you fired

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

They'll be using iwtv for content one second and then cancelling it the next just you wait

[Netflix @netflix]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

lestat will remember:
- you swam the mississippi to find him
- you left without saying goodbye. again
- that one tenor who did not live in the soprano's vocal stratosphere

[Blake 🍿 @popcorngobbler]

I love it when people say "what was with the monkey stuff?"

my brother in christ it's what the entire movie is about lmao

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

@SzantoXD Holy crap bra att ni är ok 💖

[Cornelia🐸 @Hemul3n]

@Mandoodles Here you dropped this 👑

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me