Patty Skweeps

if life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic UCSB volleyball

[Sam @TacoTuesday707]

I'm gonna kill every last goddam skua on this planet #penguinkiller

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

@BabyAnimalPics @samdearden13

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

Well, Henri, I wrote another haiku but it has almost nothing to do with you again @samdearden13

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

*puts out arm*
*falcon lands on it, perfectly*
"I want everyone to know: I trained this bird."
*mouths to falcon: who the fuck are you?*

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Disclosure: "Album 2 is niiiiicely underway!" http://t.co/V8MTfKq4Lg

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

Do you even 80s?

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

plot twist: the people on whale wars make a difference

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

#2014HasTaughtMe that i've done a lotta shit just to live this here lifestyle #hoodstock #thuglife #lookatusnow

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

Yung and MiddleAge Lean at your service #HappyHolidays #FamilyTime

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

@maxstylermusic sooo stoked you gave it a listen. im dropping a special edition for the tru fanz on thirsday

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

But only because they didn't have drumsticks. Daddy needs his drumsticks

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

Finna blow this Popsicle stand

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

@maxstylermusic follow 4 follow? 😁😁😁😁🔥🌆

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

@maxstylermusic thanks for the shoutout b8be. Scope my mixtape on soundcloud. Shits fire Fam

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

@BabyAnimalGifs @BabyAnimalPics @connordrake7

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Oh cool your truck has 500 horsepower? We'll I sound like a newborn lamb when I climax so who's the badass now? Hint: me.

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

Mrs Jacqua, James DeFranco is not a real person. You're clearly getting him confused with Leo Caprio, star of Knocked Up

[Patty Skweeps @HennethCherry]

@chancetherapper lost #SoXDay

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

whats your favorite song to play on #SoXDay ??