Lokepa

Mexican Sankara

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

“Date within your tax bracket” is always funny coming from people whose entire dating preference is someone in a higher one.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

The kitchen

[Sturl @Raskisti]

Male equivalent of being a Wiccan

[Ellie @basilYam]

I’m surprised no one’s accused the anti-sluttiness women of intrasexual competition yet. That one’s such a classic and I haven’t seen it anywhere

[The Mist @Clinton2028]

Every Republican in every red state is convinced that their state is run by a secret cabal of democrats who are the source of all wrong and that they must reelect the incumbent republicans to get rid of that cabal, which they did not do in their previous term

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

dog they’re making like $15/hr in an economy where that buys 2.5 gallons of gas how do you expect them to act

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000

[Timmy @truelifeofyimbo]

Me personally? I hate when people say they’re from Cali or California. I think you’re trying to trick me like you might be from Bakersfield or even worse, The IE.

[Naz Reid Enthusiast. @NazReidMVP]

They booing that nigga Trump in Knoxville TN yea it’s wraps for them boys in the midterms bro

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

healthcare be hiring bitches i wouldn’t even let dog sit

[Kadii @Kadi18_]

just vibecoded a discord extension that adds every single girl in a server the moment you join it

[Justin Iggeur, Ph.D., Esq. 5’3” 83 IQ @JustinIggeurEsq]

A Chinese nigga with fast internet call him Lo Ping

[Zizou 🇵🇸 @zeaadinh0]

Shordy done made me take 12 shots im about to THROW UP

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

(explaining Choosin Texas to a leftist) okay so you need to understand that American Country music has a Sunni/Shia split between Nashville and Austin.

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[Benadryl Bandit @BenadrylBandit3]

Dude just got cut off at the airport bar at 9:55am impressive

["gabby" @MISERABLEN0W]

Today’s young white guys who buy rap vinyl are tomorrow’s white men who don’t play about ethiopian jazz

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @deadhandjesus]

He dropped a bar you werent ready for. Think about it more

[Alejandro Díaz 🪲 @_AlexVoid]

Ludovico P. Luche lookin ass ✌🏼😭😭