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[Henrique @HenriWardle]

@ESPNF1 Bruh, Max is starting to get arrogant. Hamilton is on top for a reason.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Verstappen is top dog in first practice, Leclerc a fraction behind

#AzerbaijanGP 🇦🇿 #F1

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

Back to the streets 🏙

#SkyF1 | #F1

[Australia @Australia]

The #BungleBungles are spectacular from any angle, but they’re seriously next level from the air 🚁

Just ask IG/saltywings, who captured this incredible image from above with @SpiritHeli. #seeaustralia #thisiswa #wanderoutyonder #holidayherethisyear

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Today, I delivered 2 sheeps and as my hand was up a vag, my daughter called to say she was getting married. Weird to be so so happy.

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Self awareness is like an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you’re going to start crying at inappropriate times.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Must be a bad time to be a hypochondriac.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

[Chase @chaselyons]

do y’all like your PB&J with or without the door hinge

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

You have limited fucks to give. Very few, in fact. And if you go around giving a fuck about everything and everyone without conscious thought or choice—well, then you’re going to get fucked.

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 90%

[sam i guess @wowitzsam]

he saw your tweets and he’s not gonna take you to a pumpkin patch bc ur fucking ugly

[slick @dlicj]

getting the candy washed and ready to go for halloween night

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: sweetheart I have something to tell you

Her: what is it

Me: I got another woman pregnant

Her: goddammit

Me: I know

Her: I hate that joke but I'm very proud of your work as a fertility doctor

[Samy Dana @samydana]

Que loucura que o terraplanistas descobriram

[WIRED @WIRED]

”People are suffering, people are dying, entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairytales of eternal economic growth.” Watch Greta Thunberg speak at the UN Monday morning. https://t.co/Akkxm9sXdr

[Henrique @HenriWardle]

@TheEconomist I think I’ll pass on this one...