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[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

Day one and he’s already lying to us

[Dru @dru_jlh]

Wonder if Andy Burnham has to spend his induction afternoon doing his level 2 fire safety, conflict resolution and preventing radicalisation e-learning 🖥️

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Finally a podcast that isn’t discussing cheating and cooking in the marriage.

[Dimitar Berbatov Updates @traceydenim]

Retired terrorist reacts to current terrorist

[UGO @OrjiOkeOsisi]

Maduka doesn’t make enough money for this adventure.

[Oris @_Ortodox]

Child support Dey hungry okoye pay. Cardi B wey be goddess of fertility

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Office workers as soon as it hits 6 pm on a Sunday

[Node 🗿 @NodeOfWeb3]

Tyrion completely butchered her invasion strategy. He was too terrified of destroying his own family, so he forced Daenerys into passive, overly complicated battle plans that killed her momentum.

Instead of taking King's Landing on day one, his advice lost her the ironborn fleet, the Dornish army, and Highgarden. He basically handed Cersei all her early wins and practically delivered Viserion to the Night King on a silver platter.

[Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso @KwankwasoRM]

On this auspicious day, I extend my warmest felicitations to my brother, His Excellency Peter Obi, on the occasion of his 65th birthday.

Throughout his remarkable life of service and leadership, Mr. Obi has consistently distinguished himself as a man of exceptional enterprise, deep conviction, and personal integrity. His humility and modesty remain exemplary in a world that often celebrates excess.

As our candidate on the presidential ticket of the NDC, he has been an outstanding ally and a principled voice whose dedication continues to inspire millions of Nigerians across the country.

I wish him robust health, continued strength, and greater impact as he presses on in his unwavering commitment to the progress and good of our nation.

Happy 65th Birthday, my dear brother, Peter Obi. - RMK

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Tpain stream pov had me laughing. First day of class he made everyone sign a “sign up sheet” and then told them he owns them for the rest of their lives and the first lesson of the day is to never sign anything you didn’t read 😂😂😂😂

[newbodyYeelar @_yeelar]

the human body was not designed to endure two tinubu tenures in one lifetime

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Reflections on My 65th Birthday

Today, July 19, 2026, marks my 65th birthday. At sixty-five, birthdays should naturally become moments of deep reflection - moments to look back with gratitude to Almighty God for His abundant graces, examine the journey so far, and ask how the remaining years can be devoted more meaningfully to the service of God and humanity.

Perhaps in countries where basic human needs have largely been met, where institutions function effectively, and where citizens enjoy a greater measure of security and dignity, such attainments may rightly call for elaborate celebrations. In Nigeria, however, our reality compels a different kind of reflection.

Our nation is blessed with enormous human and natural resources, yet millions of our people continue to struggle with challenges that demand our collective attention. We cannot afford to celebrate ourselves excessively while many around us are burdened by poverty, ill health, unemployment, and limited opportunities. Rather, occasions such as this should remind us of our responsibility to contribute towards building a nation where future generations can genuinely celebrate.

This is why I have always seen birthdays not merely as occasions for personal celebration, but as opportunities for sober reflection, thanksgiving, and a renewed commitment to service.

As I reflected today, I came to a simple conclusion: the greatest celebration of life is not what we receive from others, but the lives we can touch positively.

This conviction has guided my approach throughout my years in business, in the corporate world, and as Governor of Anambra State. In each of these roles, I have tried to see every privilege not as a personal entitlement but as an opportunity to improve the lives of others.

Whenever people or institutions sought to celebrate me with expensive gifts or elaborate ceremonies, I encouraged them instead to redirect those resources towards projects that would have a lasting impact. Over the years, this philosophy has resulted in the building of schools, hostel blocks, support to schools, and other facilities that continue to benefit the less privileged. I have always believed that resources meant for personal comfort can often be transformed into instruments of hope for many.

The greatest honour anyone can receive is not found in gifts, ceremonies, or public admiration, but in knowing that one’s life has contributed, however modestly, to making another person’s life better.

Today, therefore, I give thanks to Almighty God for the gift of life and for bringing me to this important milestone of 65 years. I began the day with a Mass of Thanksgiving in Onitsha, thanking God for His grace, protection, guidance, and the countless blessings He has bestowed upon me over the years.

After the Mass, I proceeded to St. Raphael’s Hospital, Umueri, a small rural hospital in Anambra East Local Government Area. In furtherance of my belief that birthdays should be occasions for service rather than self-indulgence, I donated the sum of ₦10 million to support the hospital’s work of providing quality healthcare to the people.

As I was conducted around the hospital and saw patients in their moments of vulnerability, I was reminded again of our shared humanity. Some of those receiving care may not even have the financial means to settle their hospital bills, yet they deserve compassion, dignity, and access to quality healthcare. Their condition was a reminder that leadership, in its truest form, is about caring for people, especially those who cannot repay our kindness.

Hospitals and schools remain two of the greatest investments any society can make. A hospital preserves life; a school shapes the future. Supporting both is, therefore, not just an act of charity - it is an investment in humanity and in the future of our nation.

[Alex Otti @alexottiofr]

On this auspicious occasion of the birthday of His Excellency, Mr. Peter Gregory Obi, CON, we celebrate not only a statesman of uncommon integrity but also a leader whose life of service and compassion continues to impact positively on humanity. Mr. Obi’s journey in public service has been marked by discipline, transparency, and a commitment to human development, values that have distinguished him as one of Nigeria’s most exemplary leaders.

His unwavering commitment to education, healthcare, and philanthropy reflects a life dedicated to service and humanity. May this new year bring you greater strength and fulfillment.

Happy Birthday, Okwute!

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Door To Door Mobilization For Peter Obi.

[EauDeFoodie @ScholarChefD]

They will restore the power in nephew minutes.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK has somehow convinced an entire generation that struggling financially while working full time with overtime is normal.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Saturdays should be 48 hours long, if we’re being fair

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

[Ebonica 850 ✊🏿 @Redacted925]

Whenever your baby starts breaking apart toys like this, unbuckling themselves from their car seat, or taking apart other objects, get them some LEGOs or snap blocks ASAP. It could be an early sign of strong spatial reasoning, which is often linked to math skills as they grow.