John Henthorn

Biden/Harris, he/him

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

The Supreme Court just ruled that Joe Biden has the right to order Seal Team 6 to perform late-term abortions in Texas.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

mr president wake up it's time for crimes

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

So Biden can’t forgive student loans but he can order a drone strike on the loan collectors?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The Supreme Court says cancelling student debt is illegal. The Supreme Court also now says the President is immune for Official Acts. You see where I'm going with this Joe?

[John Henthorn @Henthorn44]

There should really be a concede button in a game as violent as the nfl. This last quarter especially the last half were unnecessary

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Brett Kavanaugh Rules Against Loan Forgiveness Plan Citing Precedent That All Debts Mysteriously Vanish https://t.co/EVxAWvxvwD

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

Always incredible to me how neatly political ideology and interpretation of the Constitution align.

I understand they would affect each other, but you’d imagine Supreme Cour—

*places hand to ear*

We’re just receiving word that the Justices are simply making it up as they go.

[John Henthorn @Henthorn44]

Hey @Roku putting ads on the controller app for your tv is maybe the quickest thing I’ve ever had to make me buy a new product

[Ben Jacobs @Bencjacobs]

The 10th ballot will tie a Speaker election in 1834 for the 8th longest election in U.S. history. Among members of Congress to cast ballots then were Davy Crockett, James K. Polk, Franklin Pierce and John Quincy Adams.

[John Henthorn @Henthorn44]

Chipotle attempting to actively promote their gross ass queso isn’t going to magically make it taste good.

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

AZ Democratic Party statement: "Senator Sinema may now be registered as an Independent, but she has shown she answers to corporations and billionaires, not Arizonans. Senator Sinema’s party registration means nothing if she continues to not listen to her constituents.”

[John Henthorn @Henthorn44]

Refs may as well just put the 7 on the board for them

[Erin Sorensen @erinsorensen]

Bye, Devaney! ✌️

[John Henthorn @Henthorn44]

Dragging the sticks out is such a silly antiquated thing. It only highlights the arbitrary nature of the spot

[nicklin hickman @HamesNicklin]

GBR forever. ❤️‍🔥

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

“Vice President Pence, should you have been hanged?”

[John Henthorn @Henthorn44]

@borrelli4sos Last I checked land doesn’t vote, people do

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The needle is still showing 8 secret Herschel Walker children. But several counties in rural Georgia yet to report their totals.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Hahahaha. Bravo @davramdavram