Ashley Henton

2026 Julia Sugarbaker

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

Shane Hollander ass tweet

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

Goodbye situationship, hello eating disorder!

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

Like I am sorry but did they pick people off the street to be in the OBC soundtrack

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

I actually managed to forget for a solid 5 years how much I hated the OBC recording of Be More Chill compared to the OG version and I just remembered and got mad again

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

I just really want a Spring Awakening movie guys

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

Wicked kills in the box office so naturally Hollywood thinks we all just really care what’s happening in Oz instead of getting the demand for movie musicals where the people involved actually give a shit

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

Not me having the same voting location as the man I voted for

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

A special and surreal feeling to cast this ballot. What an honor to be on this journey with all of you.

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

@fatfatpankocat The SP in Gameboy SP stands for She’s Panko

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

And if I said the Newport Turkey from the Au Bon Pain in the student center then what

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

If only someone would’ve told 14 year old me that following the entire cast of Degrassi on Twitter would one day give me insight to the thoughts of the Canadian right-wing

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

Praying to one day have the same level of self confidence as the men going to these lookalike contests knowing damn well they don’t look like Jack Schlossberg

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

like at this point I think d*sney would get rid of cinderellas castle before launch bay

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

Don’t worry there’s always the option to just not do that. I’d hate to deprive an executive of a multimillion dollar bonus:( wont someone think of the poor billionaires

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

BENTONVILLE, Ark. — Walmart raises concerns over Trump tariff proposals, warns they could lead to higher prices for customers.

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

@philsadelphia I wore short sleeves into Manhattan this morning. We are literally so cooked.

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

[Elizabeth 🦋 @thisiszeetrying]

DONT TALK TO ME WHEN DEBUT TV DROPS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HATERS DECIDE YOU LOVE COLD AS YOU

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

Tears. Actual tears.

[halsey @halsey]

Day 12 of counting down to #TheGreatImpersonator, October 25th

The new album takes place across decades, so I feel it’s only right to honor the album I wrote a decade ago.

THE GREAT IMPERSONATOR #12: Badlands Halsey, circa 2015

TRACK 15: HURT FEELINGS

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

I’m not even joking this looks so good I almost shed a tear

[Uncle Bev @DaronTheChef]

Deep Fried Catfish Stuffed w|Grits.

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

Chappell Roan is more than right to want her privacy. Finding success in her desired career path doesn’t mean she should accept a life with no boundaries. She doesn’t owe us anything she doesn’t even owe us music but if yall dumbasses make her quit music I’m gonna be so pissed

[Ashley Henton @HentonAshley]

@seth_j26 This mf out here getting taxed with no representation