Herb Durgin

Wrote his first story (The Aliens in My Backyard) when he was four. Widely regarded as his greatest work, no known copies exist. (he/him)

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@anne_theriault My favorite game to play out in public is The Floor Is Okay But Everyone Else Is Lava

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@DavidGallaher Phew! Got the keep Puck around, if only as the only guy who (literally) has to look up to Wolverine

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@DavidGallaher Yeesh, I’ve been out of Alpha Flight for too long. The only one I recognize is Sasquatch

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@MikeStuchbery_ @DailyLoud I’m not mocking her, but would strongly consider said broken glass crawl… 🤔

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@MikeStuchbery_ He’s trying to claim the kid watches too many Marvel because the placard mentions Thor? Neither Tyr nor Valhalla are mentioned in any of the movies

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@Sherryczak @cricketshea @DieMadTerf It can. There’s pages of documentation on it

But your comment was on damaging surgeries, as though that’s not a regular part of cisgender life

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@Hellysboy @cricketshea @DieMadTerf Why are you fixating on teenage genitalia? 😬

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@Sherryczak @cricketshea @DieMadTerf Circumcision?

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@blah_blablather @cricketshea @DieMadTerf No need to imagine, but for people claiming No True Scotsman pretending they don’t exist

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@theRealBumper1 @bandiitodoritoo @ChloeMS @LakotaMan1 @flowabug “Alphabet cult bullshit” = pronouns exist in language

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@net_n_yoohoo @krassenstein Because it’s being used as the briefest quotation of RFK Jr

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@RareImagery @krassenstein

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@BadVaccineTakes @MikeStuchbery_

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@christi116777 @TheGuyNamedJoe @amsorouh @crazyclipsonly Wait, you’re claiming people didn’t start doing recreational drugs until just recently? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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@GoblinPegger @theRealBumper1 @ChloeMS @LakotaMan1 @flowabug Boy’s too busy being afraid of things he’s been told to actually learn anything

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@The4ourthBranch @AbroadOzzie @LakotaMan1 Admit your jealousy at your competition and move on

Migrants aren’t colonizers, you scrotal tick

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@theRealBumper1 @ChloeMS @LakotaMan1 @flowabug Bull-fucking-shit

First, it’s still being taught, with a little less of the rosy glasses they used back in our day

Second, get over the fact that some people give more a damn for kids than their shitty phobic parents

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@saras76 @krassenstein There were drug scandals involving the Trump presidency. They didn’t get this press

Go back and look it up

It happened

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@MMthee0ne @scottwcoleman @wheresourLOGIC @EdKrassen Legacy admissions, who get special favoritism because of their family lineage

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@nothanksnopeyno @cricketshea @salltweets And what of cis women with beards? Folks act like humans textbook paragons of genetic dichotomy, and not a bipodal scatter plot of random bits