Herb Kariuki

Urban Planner, researcher.. I choose to be happy, every single day

[utdzaire🇨🇩 @utdZaiire]

@FabrizioRomano @kvng_baff Wow what a pull

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes 👹

Voted for by the players 🏆

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@ysuckme How do you know that people are talking behind you?

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@KaroroMitchelle @Brianmbunde What if the wife was the devil?

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

They've engineered the silence because they fear you more than they fear any judge. An informed public is their worst nightmare. So read the filings. Track the hearings. Ask the hard questions. The @IMFAfrica @KeTreasury, @NAssemblyKE, and every pen that signed these loans must answer.

Some politicians waiting in the wings will not speak because they hope to inherit the same broken system. To those seeking office: this is a test of principle. You cannot inherit a system you refuse to question.

We don't need their headlines to know our rights. The Constitution didn't give us a voice to whisper. The front page isn't theirs to give. It's ours to demand. Stay loud. Stay informed. The law is on our side
#OdiousDebtKenya #PeoplePower #DeniBandia

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«I was an Atheist unitil I saw this»

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@Asmali77 Throwing away the sediment. Most of our water was stored in earthen pots

[IRAN EMBASSY in KENYA @IRANinKENYA]

Love the enthusiasm! 🙌 But bit careful. We don't say "Middle East," we say 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘴𝘪𝘢 🌏 And that sizzle? Not "grill," my friend… that's 𝐊𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐛 magic ✨ So if we're naming it right:
may I present… the 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒖𝒛 𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝑲𝒆𝒃𝒂𝒃
Perfectly spiced, impossible to navigate without permission, and guaranteed to leave a lasting impression on anyone who tries to take a bite without asking. 🔥

#PersianCuisine #StraitOfHormuz

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@kamauwaruhiu @nzots 🤣🤣🤣😁. I this world you will see things, Bora usiweke kwa roho

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Dear Men.

Hustle, Get Money, Repeat

Learn a high income skill & start a side hustle.

Chase that money. Level up your income. Wake up every day with a ‘have skills, will grind’ mindset. Never Say Die!

Money goes hand in hand with status & power.

Own it.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@Its_Roddie 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Another Day, another Chance to use this GEM😂😂💉💉💉�

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Kukaa na dem kwako even for a few days will have you questioning kama you are really ready for marriage

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@Osir_Otieno Very true but over and above. Do good when you can!

[Osir Wuod Otieno @Osir_Otieno]

#MasculinitySaturday

Men,

As you live your life, take note of this Uncomfortable Truth of Life.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Welcome to #MasculinitySaturday 2026, first lesson,

2026 is not the year of explanation.

It is the year of EXECUTION.

Less talking,

Less chasing.

More discipline

More solitude.

More building.

Let others wonder what you are doing.

Let silence be your announcement.

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@lilacmwesh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@Rainmaker1973 There had to be a beer at hand 🤣🤣

[Herb Kariuki @Herbert_Or]

@ArapTilingi @mmnjug Us those. We have accepted