TV's Hercules Stone

I'm occasionally brilliant and moderately awesome. Rated New York's No. 3 non-professional Seth Rogen impersonator by random passers-by and the NYPD.

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@ramit This is all such great advice and money philosophy, both from the commenter and your commentary.

Though I was left wondering momentarily “Who puts fridge magnets inside their fridge?”

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STAR WARS:

Episode I is goofy
Episode II is so-so
Episode III is boring

Episode IV is awesome
Episode V is the pinnacle
Episode VI is decent

Episode VII is fun
Episode VIII is a think piece
Episode IX is TRASH

Rogue One is brilliant
Solo is messy

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@OhRyanMead Between Game 5 and this, I swear this series shaved more than a few years off my life.

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Big Money Idea:

A boy band dressed as French revolutionaries called “The Guilloteens.”

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I shouldn’t be trifled with, but I can be Eton messed with.

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The Force Awakens = Liberal reform
The Last Jedi = Leftist revolution
The Rise of Skywalker = Reactionary response

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It only took nearly three years, but soon we’ll have our answer. #SummerSlam2022

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Now that Dakota Kai is a heel, will she team up with Io Shirai to form “Shirai & Kai”? Indeed! #WarGames #NXTTakeoverWarGames

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@HiTonedBumpkeen @BenMank77

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@chelseaperetti Jerry Seinfeld’s Stand-Up Confidential from 1987. Pre-sitcom Jerry with interstitial skits from MST3K’s Joel Hodgson. If I remember right, HBO used to show it during the weekend afternoons, which didn’t happen often for comedy specials.

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@mollieschmollie There, there.

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Two years after the fact, I’m surprised Star Wars Episode IX wasn’t just called “Return of the Dead Guy.”

[shan @sapphicrogue]

IM IN TEARS WHAT IS THISSS https://t.co/khv8mEcdIN

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@wyshynski Let me get this straight… it’s a sweater that says “Jersey.” That’s some next-level 4-D chess stuff right there.

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@alysonlaurel @andreagrimes That probably the closest to it.

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@GrlFrmThCountry @andreagrimes Similar, I reckon.

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If English muffins have nooks and crannies, do Canadian muffins have Canucks and crannies?

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Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
We’re on Arrakis
I’m Paul Atreides

It’s hard to look right
At you Chani
Here’s my signet
I’m Paul Atreides

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@kapaa_mom @hello_c_e_o @imjasondiamond I won a coconut cake in a raffle in the 2nd grade and I’ll be damned if that’s not still the flavor I associate with victory.

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@Five_Foot_Giant This sounds generic enough to be something included in a Chopped basket.