Alice Herman Lokatt

Social networking is dumb.

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

"Are you free tonight?"
"Naw, I'm fighting Titans right now."
"My parents aren't home." http://t.co/oLofastop5

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

"Eren, are you a titan shifter?"
Bitch, I might be.

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

jfc I just can't catch a break

[Colossal Titan @colossal_titan]

I came out here to tonight to attack and honestly I'm having such a good time right now.

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

Is everyone in this show either a titan, an Ackerman, or dead?

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

Real talk: are we even sure I actually have a basement?

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

how many jaegers would a jaeger drink if a jaeger could drink jaegers.

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

I guess you could say she was just DYING to be a mother.
Ha. Ha.
I'm gonna go cry now.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

me, in church

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

@TheVampsTristan LET ME CUT IT FOR YOU

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

Tanya Burr'ned my face: http://t.co/uaVItfOn2O

YOU HAVE TO RETWEET FOR THAT PUN THAT'S THE RULE I'M SORRY BUT YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

just ate my weight in pad thai I feel like I could burst please send help i'm feeling like a tub of lard #pray4thailer

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

in case you weren't aware

[Alice Herman Lokatt @HermanLokatt]

@AiKouNe @GayYato who'S A PUSSY

[Alice Herman Lokatt @HermanLokatt]

@AiKouNe @GayYato don't want to byeee

[Alice Herman Lokatt @HermanLokatt]

@GayYato @AiKouNe can younot

[Alice Herman Lokatt @HermanLokatt]

long time no see @GayYato

[Alice Herman Lokatt @HermanLokatt]

my tf is wonderful <33333

[Alice Herman Lokatt @HermanLokatt]

interesting

[Alice Herman Lokatt @HermanLokatt]

I c u well