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#Bitcoin

[Hess @Hesstosterone]

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[Hess @Hesstosterone]

@w_s_bitcoin What's SoV?

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@DrBitcoinMD Few

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@fold_app Need DCE's?

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@CryptoCloaks Dirt

[HODLTarantula(HT)🏴‍☠️Sovereign Maximalist @HodlTarantula]

Watching people continue to cheer for paper #Bitcoin is the softest, weakest shit I've ever seen.

When they cheer this is all I hear...

"Govern me harder Mr.Exchange-daddy, I'm a good cuck."

The funniest part of all is that these same people talk that "their Sovereign". 🤣💀

[Gabor Gurbacs @gaborgurbacs]

Bitcoin is more important than stablecoins.

[Hess @Hesstosterone]

@HumbleWarrior I don't have high expectations sadly

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@CryptoCloaks Sherbert

[Rodney @cryptojourneyrs]

End of an era. Here’s some of your greatest hits.

RIP Spirit Airlines 🪦

[naiive @naiivememe]

The richest man in the world

[Hess @Hesstosterone]

@COLDCARDwallet Because it's sick af

[COLDCARD @COLDCARDwallet]

MicroSD 2FA on the COLDCARD adds a physical second factor.

Pair it to a specific microSD card and it won’t unlock without it, even with the correct PIN.

No card or wrong card = seed wiped.

We’re giving away an Mk5.

To enter: Like, repost, and comment why you want to win one.

[Hess @Hesstosterone]

@MrBeast @zerowontmiss Like, in general?

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Men whose index fingers are shorter than their ring fingers may have longer penises

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Oracle fired up to 30,000 workers via email after a 95% profit surge.

Tech companies are cutting almost 1,000 jobs/day.

[Ten31 @ten31funds]

Learn how to hold real bitcoin yourself.

Stack sats, not IOUs.

@COLDCARDwallet is easy to use and incredibly secure.

We are giving away a COLDCARD MK5.

To enter:
- Follow
- Repost
- Comment your favorite color

Winner announced Tuesday, Mar 31.

[Hess @Hesstosterone]

@ten31funds @nvk @COLDCARDwallet Blue is pretty coo

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@CryptoCloaks @fold_app Jelly

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@CryptoCloaks @fold_app Jell

[naiive @naiivememe]

If 2026 can kill Chuck Norris. we're all fucked 😭

RIP Legend