Ayatollah Coca Cola

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@BFystro @armenhoists @MrKyleBogart Clearly. Getting into the top 5000 is serious business. More so than TBDGuy's killer circuit.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

Pretty much. I only get the sensation of consciousness when driving to work if some asshole cuts me off. https://t.co/gkVYP8y7Sv

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

I say consciousness is the sensation we get when the things that we predict will happen are different from the things that do. https://t.co/HxAvI4rPv9

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Thinking means mounting an argument between 2 or 3 different positions on the same topic in your imagination.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

Drat! My empire will crumble if this gets out. https://t.co/EIh11UlipV

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

@stottpie @McArthurZa @tferriss Try not drinking it for 60 days, giving yourself permission to restart if you want. You lose the craving.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@Johartz @armenhoists Yin and Yang, fit and fat, aluminum and tin.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@Kyle3Jackson I'll try it for at least a week and a half.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@armenhoists @tylereffinstone Only thing that explains M's influence is bad writing. Here's hoping for a finale that makes us forgive/forget

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

I will only go back to this look if I'm on the run from the law and need a quick change of appearance (in which case, destroy this picture) https://t.co/PsxhTJg1rQ

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@OnlyOneEMKAY @MrKyleBogart @armenhoists That is true right there.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@OnlyOneEMKAY @MrKyleBogart @armenhoists @YouTube Just tryin' to get the words "sad but true" in there. Here's metal:https://t.co/alWQXpevlp

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@OnlyOneEMKAY @MrKyleBogart @armenhoists https://t.co/C4x5tw1cih

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@ScottAdamsSays And the gold keeps coming

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@ScottAdamsSays is pretty good at this whole Twitter thing

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@armenhoists @mrkylebogart Yup. https://t.co/njk5QsYmSv

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@armenhoists Are you dumb if you don't like Westworld? Yes. Yes you are. (What DOES Dolores do for a living???) https://t.co/TUla6MFWR9

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@armenhoists @MrKyleBogart The rebranding is complete. Your move, Kyle.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@MrKyleBogart @armenhoists post #FantasticFest weigh-in: 329.6; gain of 8.4 pounds, which is actually quite a bit less than I thought.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@armenhoists @MrKyleBogart It only looks that way. Like your co-workers appearing "real"... all just 1s and 0s in our simulation/universe.

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@armenhoists @MrKyleBogart I will not be able to talk about anything but this on the next podcast https://t.co/OZh5r0yNeS

[Ayatollah Coca Cola @HeteroBear]

@armenhoists @MrKyleBogart I get run over by a car: did it happen? Or am I just a really good AI in some future version of Grand Theft Auto?