HexStatic

Verbose Hellion. Music Nut. Aggressively Friendly. “Madcap Entertainer”. Coffee Snob. Self Proclaimed Foodie. Scary Cat Lady.

[T.L.C🤓-𝒞𝒶𝓇𝒹𝒾 𝒯 💅🏻💁🏼‍♀️✨ @twistedxtay]

My whore name is $5 footlong 👌🏻

[HexStatic @HexStatic27]

@meantomyself I honestly feel like I am a little bit of both

Like, in a driving my big loud hair Cure tour shirt wearing self to HomeGoods to buy some apple and pumpkin smelling candles kind of way

Does this count

[bergs @aseriousmang]

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton

[K Squared @thatdentaldude]

Most people don’t know this, but “Piano Man” by Billy Joel is about a man bitten by a radioactive piano.

[HexStatic @HexStatic27]

@benedictsred OMG not my phone listening again at all

hahahahaha

[Sarah Stankorb @sarahstankorb]

My kid asked: do caterpillars know they are going to become butterflies or do they just build themselves a coffin and wake up pleasantly surprised? 😳

[HexStatic @HexStatic27]

@cleaming_ Love this one

Always here for pro Mountain Goats notes

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

Every album from The Decemberists.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[ 4 dentists coming out of the woods ]

me: hey weren't there five of you

them: (in agreement) no

[Julien Baker @julienrbaker]

jokes on david every chord I play pleases the Lord

[Ben Boven @benboven1]

I'm starting a Buckcherry cover band called Chuckberry. Who's in?

[☕️Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @QueenVofCoffee]

The quickest way to kill something that used to be good is to take away what made it great in the first place.

[HexStatic @HexStatic27]

@stephsteb hahahaha making playlists for people brings me joy

Let me know if you like any of them, LOL

[„.-•~¹°”ˆ˜¨𝒰𝓃𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝒹 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉¨˜ˆ”°¹~•-.„ @AuthorRKK]

Me at work versus me five minutes after logging off