Hexed

[Mark @markiplier]

#bootyhadmelike

[nicky @THECRIMESAGA]

#WeFappingToBrandNewDay (?)

[:/🇵🇹🇧🇷 @tinowrlds]

being overly conscious of not coming off as weirdo or a creep has greatly affected my ability to flirt and talk to woman in general

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

“Wearing headphones at the grocery store is antisocial” I don’t even really want to be alive man

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

off 2 pills and i feel like mega mewtwo y

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dog just shot me

[Goomstella @Rhyhello]

Bro thinks he's spitting rotom heat when he's lowkey rotom washed

[turbomander @turbomander]

you DO NOT want to fuck with me dude my best friend is the goblin and he will FUCK you up. show em, the goblin

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

cashier: i’m sorry sir but your card keeps declining

me: no NO this can’t be happening! i don’t have any cash on me and i really need this prescription.. please, can you-

???: “i’ll cover it. here, use my card.”

i turn around to see relicanth holding out his debit card

[Hexed @HexedPast]

@Altware15 @moristiko @je1111yfish you might be onto something

[Pocket @islandthembo]

this is fucking me up so bad?&$;!?’v

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Keep it rolling, friends. 💛🧡

[🌈walkup kitties🫶🏻🏳️‍⚧️ @walkupkitties]

he grew that daisy with his mind because he is pure of heart

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Monkey has a special delivery for you guys

[Doctor Tom @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

strike a pose girl

[kye @kyeafkk]

you literally tasted yourself off my fingers no we cannot be friends