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“The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are”

[Buggy @HeyBuggy]

When Shrek tried to tell us that the years start coming and they don’t stop coming I had no idea it would be like this

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

The Seahawks are in the Super Bowl, so no, I would not like to go to your Super Bowl party

[priapistically erumpent @CHRISF0GLE]

For the longest time I read “californication” not as “California + fornication” but as “the process of becoming California”

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

unless we can put on the biggest, best damn talent show this town has ever seen...

[DG3 @DG3_terminal]

Big Papi would’ve broke Bonds record with a torpedo bat 😭

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

[Jordan Howlett @J_the_stallion8]

Welp @donaldglover

[Dave Connelly @DaveConnellySG]

Oh no… A reporter asked #Buccaneers head coach Todd Bowles about how the team is preparing to get acclimated to the weather in Detroit ahead of Sunday’s game.

The Lions have played in a dome for nearly 50 years.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

30 is old as fuck until i’m 30 then it’s young and fresh

[metakuna (14/100 blog posts) @metakuna]

guy who is addicted to the simple things in life: just one more little walk bro, just to take the edge off. I can stop any time I want (and get a little coffee 😈)

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Today, we celebrate the extraordinary talent of Bill Watterson on his 65th birthday! The legacy of Calvin & Hobbes lives on, reminding us to embrace our inner child,explore our imaginations and find beauty in the simplest moments. Here’s to the magic you’ve shared with the world!

[Buggy @HeyBuggy]

Shoutout to Evan, who I met last night in the bathroom as he was throwing up in the urinal. I offered to buy his next round if he stopped throwing up in the urinal and rallied and he immediately stood right up and put his hand out for a dap.
He got his free round
I hope he’s well

[Buggy @HeyBuggy]

@XooaHD That’s what I thought until I drove by someone with a matching sticker on their car bumper and I had to rethink everything I thought I knew

[Buggy @HeyBuggy]

Trash day always brings up a good political debate in my head:

Driving through town I’ll see BIDEN or TRUMP stickers on personal trash cans and recycling bind

If you have one of those stickers, but it’s on a trash can, are you for or against that person?

[bao 🗝️ @cozybao]

To be loved is to be changed / I am a mosaic of everyone I've ever loved, even for a heartbeat

[Buggy @HeyBuggy]

“We’re doin the bone dance
we study the answers
Again and again til we get it right”

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

So you’re telling me the human body is a water cooled supercomputer with super high resolution, high dynamic range imaging (eyes) spatial audio (ears) and near real-time data processing from all the sensors (brain)?

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

idk the only time a celebrity has ever been rude to me was Elijah Wood yelled at me that I throw baseballs like a wuss and my dad never taught me how to throw a baseball, but he was also in a dunk tank at the time and I think that changes the social contract a lot