CND

tweet sober, people.

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@Metro_Grocery this lot of sausage has a lot of bone in it. Like, a LOT. Glad my teeth are intact. Purchased at Foodbasics.

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@kenklippenstein This you?

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@LarryMaguireMP Any comment on this letter attributed to you that came to light last night? #UFOTwitter

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@redditstatus @Reddit Guess I'm getting my first glimpse into what reduced access to Reddit looks like.

[CND @HeyCarpy]

#TFPredict 10-6 Jays

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@stopsnappingme How many stressed smoking Ben Affleck images are there?

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@luisjgomez if Tucker doesn’t use that bit to send LoS into the stratosphere, then they have no business putting out a comedy documentary.

[CND @HeyCarpy]

.@elonmusk is on that @kanyewest trajectory.

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@SpaceX @elonmusk Please stick to this stuff.

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@RogersHelps https://t.co/KxAXidHkD8

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@TorontoStar @BlueJays ... Ahem, I have my wallet out ...

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@limitedcache @MailOnline Paragon of journalism, The Daily Mail.

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@thefacultyof @shadkmusic DM me if you haven’t gotten any answers yet

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@themichaelbond Too bad the hashtag wasn’t planned better. The only results I find are pictures people have taken of their TVs asking what it means.

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@timandfriends

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@RogersHelps "some customers:"

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@RogersHelps Network issues this morning? I had full signal but zero internet on the 401 all the way from K-W to Mississauga. Still nothing even now.

[CND @HeyCarpy]

@MickWest @JeremyCorbell Because the light is from a nearby helicopter.

Unknowns flew through a US Navy strike group, prompting classified briefings, and they never IDed the aircraft. Guess the US Navy should’ve just tweeted at you.

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@kenreidstrophy get this guy some pledge

[CND @HeyCarpy]

So I just cried at an RV commercial. That’s where we’re at now.