very cute and slim

Hello, I’m Sigourney Weaver.

[щ @Circle10]

do you mind if i scare your baby

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my granny does aztec death whistle pranks in mcdonalds bathrooms

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

she wears poop skirts I wear pee shirts

[LRMF @LRMF54]

Just said bloody hell instead of MOTHA FUCKA

[white akon @0zempicG0d]

Yeah we danced on table tops

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my doctor used a weedwacker on me during a check-up

[jill @littlefucky]

Pretending I’m an influencer that got sent a free toilet

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

dapping up the lorax with my non-dominant hand

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Yall I just figured out what unc stands for… it means uncouth 🤯🤯🤯

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

Nothingmaxxing

[mari @fcmareee]

for example nothing

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

If I was on the highway I would go 10000 mph

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

naming my son scary movie

[tex @texmeplease]

asking one of my coworkers if they can change my diaper

[fenlon @fen_lon]

why does getting drunk lowkey feel so good? is it something in the alcohol?

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard my skin changed colour