HeyZeus Hawks and Hamms

Lover of the Lord Jesus Christ. Yes, He can hit a curveball. Fan of the Iowa Hawkeyes. StL Cards and GB Packers. Drinker of Hamms and craft (ron/de/santis)

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@Chesschick01 😬 I use cheap stuff and pray it works or at least doesn't poison me. All good so far. 🤞

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@MattisRedacted It is simultaneously terrible pizza and very good casserole. It is a choice people should be allowed to make in a free society, no matter how foolish.

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@farman4x 5

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@KyleSeraphin @bowdiggity4540 You picked the softest poser on the interwebs for this meme. Fanastic self own. Just stop bro. You're burning bridges with the folks who are rooting for you the hardest.

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@Nessakins_ I've twice been the people's champion (because small town judges can't handle spice and delicious flavor) and once and alternative chilli champ outright for my white chicken chilli. We should tailgate together.

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@NHAunleashed @SteveDeaceShow Phag

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@Chesschick01 @alphafox Every time we see your cleavage, the Fed gets a little weaker.

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@iowahawkblog He's from God's high school.

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@HammsLager Bitchin!

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@__vennix 3?

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@Chesschick01 I mean, I deadlift heavy truck parts frequently at my job...

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@AmericanaMama_ Aawwww. I feel bad for her. She's just kinda not real pretty. Certainly not ugly. Hope she found someone decent and not the psychopath she's leaving the door open for.

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@Chesschick01 Same here, I guess. 😁

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@Chesschick01 You're one of them Nordic Hwites!

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@mikehauchworks @Nessakins_ Thanks, bruh.

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@Chesschick01 🎶 "Oh I'm ever upper crust, high society,
God's gift to ball room notoriety."