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I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name Is"

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@jaytay416 You’re doing great, dear 🥴

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@jaytay416 No, that you’re 5 years over 25

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@laurenboebert You’re literally a fucking moron, hunz.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I call YOUR name during sex.

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@brycetheman I, too, did not exist in Anglo-Saxon times.

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@DDyno4 @Israel @benandjerrys @Unilever @unileverusa @alanjope @BenJerrysIsrael @ConnyBraams @marc_engel_ You’re cute.

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@huntdorothy99 What my front camera saw the whole time

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This whole thread, yo. 💧

[Melissa C. Miller, PhD @MelCatMil]

My dad passed away a month ago. He never fully understood what I was doing in grad school.

I found this notebook a few days after he passed. He always cared and he was always trying to understand.

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@jaytay416 California and I don’t know why.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

One of them got udders

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My favorite part about my vinyl copy of Hysteria is that it’s actually translucent, when held to the light.

This fact is completely unbangable.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

We deserve elected officials that give a fuck about us.

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Damn, Louisiana, you are figuratively fucked.

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@davidcoverdale -ies

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Over the years I’ve culled my drafts, but this one will always stay with me. ❤️

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@eddyburback “You can’t afford Johnnie Cochran, but you CAN afford a vaccine shot!”

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@jaytay416 DaBaby was removed from the lineup. So his fans may not be at the festival, risking their biscuits.