Caleb Driscoll

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

I won my single biggest roulette spin and didn’t even react. Just did the tiger woods fist. Ice in my veins. 🥶

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

Sometimes I think about the time that I was yelled at by the French TSA right after taking edibles. I walked away because I don’t speak French. It didn’t go well.

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

@fuckyourmids @ehumpfree Exactly bro. I’m sure there’s other services youre able to provide.

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

Anybody else vividly remember crying at your desk in 3rd grade math class over division? Just me..?

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

One time I saw somebody toss down 5k on the table at the casino in all $5 bills. I instantly knew what type of money that was

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

If you do cocaine and don’t blast the narcos theme song does it even count.

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

Maturing is realizing I need to turn down my music to not disturb my neighbors at midnight when I pull in the driveway.

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

Absolutely silly drunk watching old school Pokémon. Let’s fucking go baby.

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

The cashier tonight asked me for my birthday instead of my ID. I had to actually think and not lie about the year. I’m not underage anymore lol.

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

@fuckyourmids The back door as the first point of entry is a bold strategy

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

@KittyTittty Didn’t I tell you that like two years ago? 🤔

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

I need to stop buying bananas. Because all I’m doing is spending $3 to infest my house with fruit flies.

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

Nothing quite hits like playing a new song on aux and the entire squad fucks with it

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

I know I’m a pos I don’t need you to tell me I’m a pos we’re on the same page buddy chill

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

@fuckyourmids An all nighter at the casino is a good start

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

@KittyTittty Okay every 14 year old ever

[benwiththeanxiety @fuckyourmids]

Homie facetimes me back 20 min after I called him and says “ bruh you fucked up my jerk sesh I was edging and you ruined it “ what the fuck

[Caleb Driscoll @HeyIAmCaleb]

@JaimeLoCascio I love how you still use voltron. I remember that being your clash of clans name too 😩😂