Kalyan Sharma

Humour darker than ishowspeed | Meme | Kuchh Bhi | Not so funny |

[Kalyan Sharma @HeyItsKallu]

@Ayyappan_1504 Trisha and Vijay tonight😭😭

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Meri chai ki tapri pe.... 🎵🎵

[vishakha @Vishaaakhaaa]

Me and my cousin after a near to death fight in a family function

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What a beautiful dream it was....

Meanwhile my dream:

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@justkudiX_22 Itna Sara breakfast??😭

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Honey paaji is getting old🥲

[Dr. S. Jaishankar @DrSJaishankar]

#HarGharTiranga 🇮🇳

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Idk why but I love it...

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He should be cm

[Dev @refocus21]

Prashant Kishor did in one week what most MLAs in India can't even think about :

> Won the Bankipur by-election
> No big victory celebration
> Disappeared for a week
> Came back to Bankipur
> Now meeting people door to door
> Announced 10,000 jobs for local youth
> Asked educated unemployed youth to send their CVs
> Promised to end ration card corruption within 3 months
> Promised ₹1,100 pension for every elderly person
> Promised to improve government schools within one year
> And if government schools aren’t good enough, poor children can study in private schools without their families worrying about fees.

Won the election, but didn’t forget why people voted for him.

[Kalyan Sharma @HeyItsKallu]

@Cric_Khushi19 Karan pighla😭

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I watched 73 hours of Game of Thrones and now 27 House of the Dragon. I still don’t really know who’s who or why the fuck they’re fighting each other.

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@horsetwting Whore(s)

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survival rate = 0%

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Japanese students launch their pedal-powered flying bike. 😎

[Kalyan Sharma @HeyItsKallu]

@rationalathe89 @IndianTechGuide Bhai tune galat history padh rakha hai..

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@iamhindumard @rationalathe89 @IndianTechGuide Sahi kaha bhai😂

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iphone, android follows my brotha

[dolapo @gammalin20]

4. android or iPhone?

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@redbull Never😭

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That means, We need to act fast and remove FCRA

[Rep. Riley M. Moore @RepRileyMoore]

Christians have been in India since St. Thomas the Apostle traveled to the Malabar Coast just decades after the resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ.

But despite this long Christian history, India’s Parliament is considering amending Foreign Contribution Regulation Amendment (FCRA) rules to permit government takeovers of churches and religious charities.

This is a clear attack against Christians. If this bill proceeds in this way, it would be a point of major concern in our bilateral relationship with India.

[Kalyan Sharma @HeyItsKallu]

@anah_sahh Muslim invaders

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Dawg ! We used to play like this... 😭

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Tamil Nadu farmers buried themselves in sand along the Cauvery River, demanding Karnataka release water.

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My manager to me in a meeting, When I need to go to washroom.....

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King Kong vs Bong !