Maher

Creator. Producer. Whatever. ***official, sans le bleu***

[Maher @HeyItsMaher]

There was just sooooo much and it went everywhere - ain’t nobody gonna be able to survive that…so now let’s start the witch hunt over who’s sending praise vs prayers

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Hey @Ubisoft great job with Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown. Such a good game. Zero regrets buying it.

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My new obsession are these Dare cookies. Tastes like the Biscoff airplane cookies but with a bit of icing. Highly recommended for tea-dipping with a satisfying crunch factor.

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Good morning y’all. What did I miss? Oh, the end of the world? Ok thanks. #USAElection2024

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Good luck #America

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The thought of #disney making a prequel movie about Mufasa was apparently too much to handle #ripjamesearljones

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Does it need saying again? I’m nice until I’m not; Unlike those who act in in belligerence, those who act in grace end up ruling the court like a Queen.

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@DavidADC This is the best thing ive seen all year

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Am I the only one thinking ‘damn, he missed’

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Mofos @Chapmans_Canada did it again with their recipe and marketing strategy. Send coupons, get ice cream, repeat. I will now happily pay for this shit so long as you don’t replace @dfc_plc with fake garbage, and send me another coupon please?

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@TimHortons $17.46 for a coffee, mini wrap and bowl of soup. #wtf happened to the affordability of “lunch at Tim’s”

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I regret redeeming my #NintendoSwitchOnline voucher for the Mario vs DK game instead of the Princess Peach Showtime. That was a refreshingly fun demo @NintendoCanada

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@PhillyD I need to renew my #vpn - do you have a sponsor link for nord I can use?

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There’s about to be a new wave of wearing pink on Wednesday but just remember, we’ve been #fetch since 2004

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This may be my last tweet for a while if this #notabot thing is a thing. I’m not paying for this app. I never pay for porn 🤣

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Is it wrong of me to look back at life and feel vindicated when my old school bullies grew up to be fat and ugly? Or is that just too real for woke culture to be OK with?

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I am absolutely impressed with this graphic from the @NintendoAmerica checkout process. Good job to the designer

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A waterhorse is what I call the kind of person who can be led to the task, given the tools and instructions to complete the task, and then say they don’t know how or they make up some sort of excuse for not doing. Ya can’t make ‘em drink the water.

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@colinmochrie To warn old folks to turn down their hearing aids