UnofficiallyChris

What is money anyway? It’s just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold, I understand; it’s shiny.

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

What the fuck has this got to do with what Hick has said?

[David Warner @davidwarner31]

Let’s get the facts straight. Graeme Hick was only appointed because Cricket Australia was unwilling to pay Michael Di Venuto what he deserved. As players, we valued Michael so highly that we even offered to contribute from our own salaries to retain him. These discussions were taking place during the New Zealand tour. That alone speaks volumes about how highly we regarded him and how determined we were to keep him involved. Adds to why Graeme has spoken!!

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@PollyPorridge She fucking did better than half the backyard cricketers around the country.

Plus, aren’t those “celebrity” balls supposed to be light hearted anyway??

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@AflGlicko You don’t. We bottled the game, even with 60 secs left.

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@KingyKRF @joelselwood14 Start and end of list 😁

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@BulldogsUnited7 It’s a football “generation” ago, but he was our VFL Coach from 2009-11, then was Chris Scott’s assistant for a few years before Carlton snapped him up.

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@VicStateCricket Lessgoooo Fergie!!!

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@DHughesy Do some fucking research, you dolt.

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@DemonEvilMuscle @nodqdotcom You are no expert. Stop claiming that you are.

Stop claiming that you get “reports” and “sources”, as all you get is out of breath when typing.

You fap over the women you type about, it’s disgusting and you are a scourge on all that is human.

PS. You’re a WWE Mark. Derp.

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@CaptainSunburst @SamMarlow79 @dabi_otc I thought it was Javier Bardem with a perm

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@VicStateCricket Sam Elliott’s dad for the win.

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@VicStateCricket I see you @VicStateCricket 😉😂

[Bharat Sundaresan @beastieboy07]

Interesting this. Sam Harper being put through fielding and catching drills without his keeping gloves on for the first time this tour….hmmm

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

Collin B Cooked

[Collin G Wood ⚖️ ⚫️⚪️🐊🇦🇺🇷🇸 @Collin__G__Wood]

Your Tax dollars at work in Victoria. Twelve blokes with whipper snippers apparently cutting grass on a tram track 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️ #auspol #SpringSt

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@KingyKRF @KrockFootball I wish we’d take him back

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

Thank you for solving the crime, CSI: Daft Cunt.

[Dave Hughes @DHughesy]

Well done to Police Commissioner Mike Bush for reading the evidence and acting. Must be awkward in the office though, as assistant police commissioner and Chief of Police Media, Brett Curran was Dan Andrews Chief of Staff the day Dan Andrews Vic Govt SUV ran over a 15yo boy, while the lad was riding his sister’s bike. That fact that Andrews left the scene and waited almost 7 minutes to call 000, and hasn’t given his phone records over from the day, is a big part of this. Who did Dan Andrews call first? Why did the police closest to the accident, and almost at the scene, get called away? Why did the different police who did eventually turn up, NOT BREATHALYSE Dan Andrews and his wife? The boy was airlifted to hospital close to death. Why was Andrews allowed to drive his car, with a smashed front windscreen, away from the scene without any investigation. Why did Andrews change his story from his belated 000 call ‘we hit him’, to a media interview later ‘he T-boned us’?
That means being hit in the side of the car.
How could that lead to a front windscreen smashing? Why did the responding police who hadn’t followed protocol, turn up to the boys house. when he eventually got out of hospital, and was recuperating at home, not to ask for his version of events, but to WARN HIM TO BE QUIET, about the whole thing, or he will get charged? They said this to a 15yo boy who had nearly died when a big SUV, most likely, cut the corner of a country road and smashed into him.

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

A dream one, to be specific.

[TaylorHaris @Benny_Williams_]

@triplemfooty Did Geelong make him sign a weaver?

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@FC_Tasmania Thanks Tom! Pfft.

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@brentcostelloe Reading that - What was Robbie doing or not doing for them to part ways?

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

The Tuohy/Kennelly Cup.

The Bennett/Laidler/Menzel/Mumford/Thurlow/Playfair/Chambers/Rohan 2nd Chance Plaque.

The Greg Williams/ David Bolton/ Bernard Toohey Money in the Paper Bag Match.

The stories write themselves.

#WeAreGeelong

[Geelong Cats @GeelongCats]

Round 1 locked in.🔒

We’ll head to the SCG to kick off our 2027 campaign against Sydney.

📖 https://t.co/5nvKVxkgVW

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

@hollinger @TheGLEATMuta I had to hotspot to New Zealand to respond to this….we do have internet sometimes

[UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris]

Wanker. 👇👇👇

[Dave Hughes @DHughesy]

You had 12 years to fix it and haven’t though. How are you in any position to criticise them?