Haylee

Is there something wrong with a person who relates better on twitter that in the real world?

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

I never thought I would see the day that hang gliding is safer than shopping.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

My New Year's Resolution of always carrying a spare is working out great.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Yes, I'll be there. <-- Me RSVPing to the Spring 2019 Procrastinators Anonymous meeting.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Being a borderline millennial is hard. I want to give a shit, I really do, but...

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

I think this whole "work from home" thing is a ploy for businesses to conserve their toilet paper.

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

Not all mathematical functions can be used as puns. Only sum( ). #GeekHumor

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

Maybe these 'earthquakes' in Utah aren't earthquakes at all. Maybe the shaking is caused by stampedes at Walmart for the last roll of toilet paper.

[Haylee @HeyLiegh]

Too funny!!!

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

In Texas beer and chili disappeared off the shelves first. In Utah it was Diet Pepsi and green Jello.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

FEMA's new manual "Prepared for Disasters" is 380 pages of good info (and burns for 3 hours in an emergency).

[Dale McKinnon @CapitalizeTheK]

In Texas beer and chili disappeared off the shelves first. In Utah it was Diet Pepsi and green Jello.

[Le Sneaque @leSneaque]

Girls, right now before you get the virus and get sick and lose weight, take some pix of your tits. You'll thank me later.

[Haylee @HeyLiegh]

I'm doing okay, @Psyqe. How about you?

[Haylee @HeyLiegh]

I'm not desperate, but does anybody have this guy's phone number?

[AFlirtYourself @AFlirtYourself]

RT @UhOhtheClown I wish I had thought of that when I was in high school.

[Uh Oh the Clown @UhOhtheClown]

First day of December. Hoowahhh.

[Haylee @HeyLiegh]

Is it my imagination or is Twitter particularly tacky today?

[Haylee @HeyLiegh]

I would be a lot more thankful today if I had a special someone to share it with.

[Haylee @HeyLiegh]

I wish I could have you all over for dinner today.

[AFlirtYourself @AFlirtYourself]

All love is sweet, given or returned.
-Percy Bysshe Shelley #Quote

[Peter Sorenson @Psyqe]

I just read that being thankful actually improves the physical health of your heart. Cool.

[Badda Boomers @BaddaBoomers]

It would be a huge mistake to take the name Thanksgiving away from this holiday. Even atheists can be grateful, can't they?