Wana Patata 🥔

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

[Wana Patata 🥔 @HeyMySnowJ]

I will be the snow of happiness falling all over the world

[Wana Patata 🥔 @HeyMySnowJ]

The property owner made me cancel and promised me a refund but until now I havent received a refund. The booking also went through. I also cannot contact your numbers and your customer service chat.
@bookingcom

[7rq @gloccnim]

u will be overpaid and underworked

[.tamie @imiegbam_]

I have FOMO ( Fantasies Of Making Out)

[Kaykay @kkbz__]

Deliberately turning him on and acting innocent is one of my favorite pastimes

[Wana Patata 🥔 @HeyMySnowJ]

Ayoko pa umuwi pero pagod na ko so need ko na umuwi. Cry nalang siguro hahaha

[manic pixie dani girl @denielemein]

hi guys :) ito pala yung nagwaging quote.

tadhana will forever hold such a special place in my heart, at maraming salamat din po sa inyo direk @tonetjadaone!

[cams 〰️ | fics 📌 @cielatrains]

Bakit kaya ikinahihiya ng karamihan sa mga Pinoy ang mga literaturang isinulat sa Filipino? Hindi niyo pa siguro natutuklasan ang kagandahan ng wika natin kaya niyo nasasabing nakahihiyang magbasa ng mga purong Filipino na naratibo.

[naya 🪐 @elisyxrae]

hays, pilipinas 🫠

[Io✨ @wildcatmorana]

: so every single one of the three & a half thousand ppl who was killed was a drug dealer?
: yes!
: how do we know that? u didnt trial them. u didnt prosecute them. u didnt charge them. u shot them on sight. thats not a democratic way of solving crime

SUPALPAL SI ALAN CAYETANO

[mayka 🍉 @maykamaykaba]

Remember when Myca Ulpina, a 3-year-old child, was killed in a police operation? Anong sinabi ni Bato dela Rosa? “Shit happens.”

#NeverForget

[Ebyong @Ebyong__]

Putang ina mo bato, mga cayetano, escudero, legarda, tesdaman, mga villar, at ang pinaka pangit sa lahat na si imee! Rot in hell!

[Genesis ! @astralbimbo]

All asians at some point in their lives will activate a gene within themselves that makes them stay away from super sweet drinks and desserts

[harc @workofharc]

putangina ng mga taong natutuwa sa “cornedbeef” joke o nagjojoke patungkol doon. mas masahol pa sa demonyo mga ugali ninyo eh

[masha @masha_slp]

shoutout to me in 5 years. i bet she’s doing amazing and i am rooting for her

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

My kitten’s face when the floor starts moving is everything 😂💀

[Minu Hana 🐶🍥 EMERGENCY DONOTHON @MinuHanaVT]

pitumput pitong puting putangina ang init