Good Governance Jokes

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[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

They want the #Incometax payer base to increase to 5% & above !
It’s 2% now & they have not raised the income tax slabs for 10 years!
5% income tax payers is NOT happening in another 25-50 years if they keep inflation adjusting tax slabs!Time to #AbolishIncomeTax in #India

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

Suckers are the 2% from the private sector who pay income tax! #AbolishIncomeTax
The corrupt and incompetent Sarkari babu and illiterate politicians get inflation adjusted salary, pension, perks/subsidies, 10x in bribes for a guaranteed job with ZERO accountability!
https://t.co/vUzOcCjpnG

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

Indian citizens paying income tax - working in or retired from the private sector are the biggest suckers in India - most of them are asleep as the govt takes them to the cleaners! #AbolishIncomeTax

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

Suckers are the 2% from the private sector who pay income tax! #AbolishIncomeTax
The corrupt and incompetent Sarkari babu and illiterate politicians get inflation adjusted salary, pension, perks/subsidies, 10x in bribes for a guaranteed job with ZERO accountability!
https://t.co/vUzOcCjpnG

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

Indian citizens paying income tax - working in or retired from the private sector are the biggest suckers in India - most of them are asleep as the govt takes them to the cleaners! #AbolishIncomeTax

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

https://t.co/rogvORAf16

[Frank Indian 🕉 Unreserved @natkhat]

Empty Government jobs seats is a political startergy to create backlogs where general category cannot compete. General category is being sidelined.Reservations is a being given to the most forward castes. Reservations reforms is must to create level playing field.

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

SC/ST act, UGC, increased reservations, negative or fail mark reservation admissions, scholarships/ paid foreign education …. while
higher college fees for GC and jail before being proven guilty, income tax terror attacks, wealth transfer through jhumla reforms
- was this the illiterate fake degree leader’s plan all along?

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

US embassy: #Modi is 'now using caste/class resentments within #Hinduism to tighten his grip' https://t.co/tIUzkrozFk #india #bjp2014

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@ARanganathan72 Ex voter for BJParty
Last time it was NOTA
Next time it will be against
https://t.co/rogvORAf16

[Frank Indian 🕉 Unreserved @natkhat]

Empty Government jobs seats is a political startergy to create backlogs where general category cannot compete. General category is being sidelined.Reservations is a being given to the most forward castes. Reservations reforms is must to create level playing field.

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@ZeeBusiness @AnilSinghvi_ https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

#AbolishIncomeTax & LTCGs taxes for all asset classes
https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

#AbolishIncomeTax , Abolish LTCGs on all asset classes and #SackNirmala for economic & financial blunders !
@narendramodi @PMOIndia
Announce to the world , India is ready for business if the 2047 targets are to be achieved!
https://t.co/tgJFWBT1eM

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

#AbolishIncomeTax
1) no income tax for salaried and retired individuals with up to Rs 1 cr income - thereafter 10% for ever crore
2) no LTCG taxes on any asset class equities and properties - inflation destroys all returns in India, while govt has cunningly removed indexation
3) heavy penalties and jail time for govt employees taking bribes
4) no income taxes on Indians who have lived outside India for more than 10 years on their income earned from outside India - let them invest in India instead, If they see opportunity

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

#AbolishIncomeTax
https://t.co/tgJFWBT1eM

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

#AbolishIncomeTax
1) no income tax for salaried and retired individuals with up to Rs 1 cr income - thereafter 10% for ever crore
2) no LTCG taxes on any asset class equities and properties - inflation destroys all returns in India, while govt has cunningly removed indexation
3) heavy penalties and jail time for govt employees taking bribes
4) no income taxes on Indians who have lived outside India for more than 10 years on their income earned from outside India - let them invest in India instead, If they see opportunity

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@IndianREI #TaxTerrorism &high income taxes will start impacting every asset class! Removal of Indexation was the nail in the coffin.Earlier, people who save on capital gain because of inflation & reinvest the rest! Now you have to invest the entire capital gains to save tax-not sustainable

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@FI_InvestIndia @nsitharaman #AbolishIncomeTax , Abolish LTCGs on all asset classes, #SackNirmala for economic blunders
https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@IndianExpress #AbolishIncomeTax , Abolish LTCGs on all asset classes & #SackNirmala for huge financial and economic blunders !
Announce to the world - India means a business going forward if the 2047 jhumla is to be believed
https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@MinhazMerchant @nsitharaman #AbolishIncomeTax , Abolish LTCGs on all asset classes and #SackNirmala for such financial and economic policy blunders
https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@MinhazMerchant @nsitharaman #AbolishIncomeTax
https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@MinhazMerchant @nsitharaman #AbolishIncomeTax , Abolish LTCGs on all asset classes and #SackNirmala for such economic and financial blunders
https://t.co/tgJFWBT1eM

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

#AbolishIncomeTax
1) no income tax for salaried and retired individuals with up to Rs 1 cr income - thereafter 10% for ever crore
2) no LTCG taxes on any asset class equities and properties - inflation destroys all returns in India, while govt has cunningly removed indexation
3) heavy penalties and jail time for govt employees taking bribes
4) no income taxes on Indians who have lived outside India for more than 10 years on their income earned from outside India - let them invest in India instead, If they see opportunity

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@EconomicTimes #AbolishIncomeTax
https://t.co/tgJFWBT1eM

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

#AbolishIncomeTax
1) no income tax for salaried and retired individuals with up to Rs 1 cr income - thereafter 10% for ever crore
2) no LTCG taxes on any asset class equities and properties - inflation destroys all returns in India, while govt has cunningly removed indexation
3) heavy penalties and jail time for govt employees taking bribes
4) no income taxes on Indians who have lived outside India for more than 10 years on their income earned from outside India - let them invest in India instead, If they see opportunity

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@EconomicTimes The most profitable and viable solution for India - if the 2047 jhumla is to be achieved #AbolishIncomeTax, Abolish LTCGs on all asset classes and #SackNirmala -
Announce to the world - India means business going forward !
https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@FI_InvestIndia #AbolishIncomeTax , Abolish LTCGs taxed and #SackNirmala for her tax terror attack blunders
https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@RShivshankar #AbolishIncomeTax , Abolish LTCG taxes and #SackNirmala
https://t.co/gzLQJfGOWF

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies !
Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes!
Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged !
Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@DainikBhaskar https://t.co/NcbfqGdM8y

[Ritu #सत्यसाधक @RituRathaur]

SC~ST Act shud be renamed as Modi Hisab Chukta act 🙏

it’s Modi who first gave spoke of HISAB CHUKTA, then made SC/ST act Draconian ,,, and brought ordinance to undo the relief given by Supreme Court in 2018

Since then deletes have done hisab chukta with many Hindus ..

TBH, we are witnessing one of the Most anti Hindu anti GC P M ever

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@CNBC_Awaaz #AbolishIncomeTax, Abolish LTCG Tax and #SackNirmala
https://t.co/T9jzpLP5ws

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@narendramodi ji happy birthday!
Meanwhile….
Household debt as a % of GDP
2015 = 33% & 2025 = 45%
Household net savings as a % of GDP 2015 = 8% & 2025 = 6.5%
#AbolishIncomeTax
Indian Stock Market 💩 Indian Currency 💩 FII investors 💩
2% Income tax payers in 💩
But growth of 7.8% for Adani, Ambani, politicians and govt babus with 10x in bribes and freebie class

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@CNBC_Awaaz #AbolishIncomeTax , Abolish LTCG Tax & #SackNirmala
https://t.co/fpNBupHjHn

[Good Governance Jokes @HeyParth2]

@macropaperr None of it is AI related -
They are tax terrorising Indians and foreign investors