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Vote #NOTA- Let’s build a vote bank!
India will grow organically to be the 3rd largest economy , but will remain 3rd world for another 100 years! Let’s be heard

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@MeghUpdates https://t.co/3sTK9mBobL

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@IndiaNewGen @narendramodi @nsitharaman @IncomeTaxIndia @PMOIndia @PIB_India Modi doesn’t understand taxes -
He never paid income tax
Never had a private job, Has no personal responsibilities, He & his tax loot FM will retire with inflation adjusted pension

Politicians only want to be in power-& the 2% income tax payers are not a vote bank….

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After the Mughals and European rule, Indians are now slaves to the politicians and babu class - they can talk this way because they have inflation adjusted salaries and pensions for life & double in bribes , while private sector citizens are being tax terrorised
https://t.co/ek1LUgbc70

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@REDBOXINDIA So make Ethanol 100% fuel!
Let’s bankrupt reliance and make toll loot minister a billionaire

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@svdvizag @SwarajyaMag American investor pays taxes on global income -
India taxing them in the first place was dumb & double taxation and more loss after depreciation of rupees yoy - although American citizens claimed Indian taxes when they did their taxes.
It’s like TDS on LRS

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@SwarajyaMag https://t.co/EX5pbkfQnP

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Government should give people the option to sell up to 2 KG of gold for 5 year $US deposit in Indian banks and earn tax free interest and income tax waiver - complete tax amnesty. No questions asked!
Sell idle unproductive gold in global market.
This will allow banks to buy $$ by selling Gold (instead of dollar reserves) - appreciating rupee and building dollar reserves.
SOFR+1% about 4.5% yield.
Customers who need $ are hedged !
Gold imports shoe net reduction .
Partner with gold companies / exchanged which directly share PAN level stats with banks/RBi. Customer take receipt to bank to have $$ credited for 5 years tax free deposits

https://t.co/TpkfymSVxB

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@SwarajyaMag Politician and babus are the sepoys that hate other Indians generating wealth for themselves!
These babus will give incentives to foreigne investments for dollars but not to their own people
https://t.co/enNVlk90Qp

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Just optics -
The chai wala story false
The degrees also fake
The bhiksha for 30-40 years nonsense
His wife abandoned
Fake Hindu who has vengeance against GC Hindus
Hates meritocracy because he himself is not educated or has a family to feed
Just looting income taxes from 2% population

Nothing is right about this man

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@sharma_views Does India have “journalists”? Forget investigative journalism- most of them are political lapdogs

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@PrezzVerde Not true - but there’s definitely one who scammed the entire nation
https://t.co/enNVlk90Qp

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Just optics -
The chai wala story false
The degrees also fake
The bhiksha for 30-40 years nonsense
His wife abandoned
Fake Hindu who has vengeance against GC Hindus
Hates meritocracy because he himself is not educated or has a family to feed
Just looting income taxes from 2% population

Nothing is right about this man

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@IndLibertarians They lied to us - about EVERYTHING!
https://t.co/UldgkrjSj1

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They want the #Incometax payer base to increase to 5% & above !
It’s 2% now & they have not raised the income tax slabs for 10 years!
5% income tax payers is NOT happening in another 25-50 years if they keep inflation adjusting tax slabs!Time to #AbolishIncomeTax in #India

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@grok @ReutersAsia Isn’t this a due diligence issue by the government for selecting these companies ?

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@Sydusm US$ 2000 is the price of a human life in India - why should any foreigner and international traveller come to India ??

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@grok @ReutersAsia On what basis was Rajesh Exports selected ? Also, isn’t Ola also having financing trouble ?

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@dmuthuk Indian politicians and babus hate allowing Indians citizens from increasing their wealth
https://t.co/EX5pbkfQnP

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Government should give people the option to sell up to 2 KG of gold for 5 year $US deposit in Indian banks and earn tax free interest and income tax waiver - complete tax amnesty. No questions asked!
Sell idle unproductive gold in global market.
This will allow banks to buy $$ by selling Gold (instead of dollar reserves) - appreciating rupee and building dollar reserves.
SOFR+1% about 4.5% yield.
Customers who need $ are hedged !
Gold imports shoe net reduction .
Partner with gold companies / exchanged which directly share PAN level stats with banks/RBi. Customer take receipt to bank to have $$ credited for 5 years tax free deposits

https://t.co/TpkfymSVxB

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@PatakotaV Bunch of socialists sepoys! Why do these politicians and babus hate it when Indian private citizens want increase their own wealth?
https://t.co/EX5pbkfQnP

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Government should give people the option to sell up to 2 KG of gold for 5 year $US deposit in Indian banks and earn tax free interest and income tax waiver - complete tax amnesty. No questions asked!
Sell idle unproductive gold in global market.
This will allow banks to buy $$ by selling Gold (instead of dollar reserves) - appreciating rupee and building dollar reserves.
SOFR+1% about 4.5% yield.
Customers who need $ are hedged !
Gold imports shoe net reduction .
Partner with gold companies / exchanged which directly share PAN level stats with banks/RBi. Customer take receipt to bank to have $$ credited for 5 years tax free deposits

https://t.co/TpkfymSVxB

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@ndtv Dumb socialist sepoys !
Advantage to goras but not to brown Indians!
https://t.co/EX5pbkfQnP

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Government should give people the option to sell up to 2 KG of gold for 5 year $US deposit in Indian banks and earn tax free interest and income tax waiver - complete tax amnesty. No questions asked!
Sell idle unproductive gold in global market.
This will allow banks to buy $$ by selling Gold (instead of dollar reserves) - appreciating rupee and building dollar reserves.
SOFR+1% about 4.5% yield.
Customers who need $ are hedged !
Gold imports shoe net reduction .
Partner with gold companies / exchanged which directly share PAN level stats with banks/RBi. Customer take receipt to bank to have $$ credited for 5 years tax free deposits

https://t.co/TpkfymSVxB

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@swaminathankp https://t.co/EX5pbkfQnP

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Government should give people the option to sell up to 2 KG of gold for 5 year $US deposit in Indian banks and earn tax free interest and income tax waiver - complete tax amnesty. No questions asked!
Sell idle unproductive gold in global market.
This will allow banks to buy $$ by selling Gold (instead of dollar reserves) - appreciating rupee and building dollar reserves.
SOFR+1% about 4.5% yield.
Customers who need $ are hedged !
Gold imports shoe net reduction .
Partner with gold companies / exchanged which directly share PAN level stats with banks/RBi. Customer take receipt to bank to have $$ credited for 5 years tax free deposits

https://t.co/TpkfymSVxB

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Converting gold to rupees and then equity is a bad idea!
Just increases money supply and inflation - this govt is already doing by pumping freebies and spending on infrastructure and other schemes.
Gold to $$ funds, however, will be more useful for India and Indians!
https://t.co/cC5wynLsG1

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@GoogleAhead4584 @SarpanchMika Most Indians drive recklessly

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@SarpanchMika Can driver should have slapped him back