Rachel

Book lover, moviegoer, collector of all things nerdy. Expect mistakes of the spelling and grammatical variety

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

Hannibal is coming to Netflix. I’m ready

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

Playing Animal Crossing does not make you a gamer

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

The only thing getting me through this self-quarantine is #CommunityOnNetflix

....the margaritas help too

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

JRR Tolkien coming up with names for Lord of the Rings

Human: I’ll name him Aragorn
Dwarf: I’ll name him Gimli
Elf: I’ll name him Legolas
Pony:.....er, idk. I’ll call him Bill or something

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

@Rach1110 You’ve got to watch it until you understand what the hell you just watched 😆

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

Jim and Pam were practicing #SocialDistancing before it was cool
@jennafischer @johnkrasinski

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

One mystery that’s been solved seeing these celebrities in self-quarantine: She was not born with it. It was most definitely Maybelline

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

@Rach1110 Fair enough, fair enough 😂

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

I’ve gotten to the point where I’m trying to piss off the local kids so they’ll TP my house
#brilliant #desperatetimes #lowkeygenius

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

Week 1 of self-quarantining: Still not desperate enough to watch Soul Plane on Prime Video

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

@jmp0913 @kimrparsons

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

Everyone else quarantining themselves: Buy ALL the toilet paper!

Me quarantining myself: Buy ALL the books! 📚

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

When I see a notification that tells me a friend has updated their status on Facebook

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

Last night’s dream started out normal enough. @AnnaKendrick47 was taking some sort of college exam. Then shit got crazy and it turned into a disaster movie featuring a giant squid

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

Nothing makes me question my life choices more than the fact that I own Shallow Hal on dvd

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

@kimrparsons If you figure it out, please explain it to me 👵🏻

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

@kimrparsons

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

Is there a way to pull an Irish goodbye in a group chat?

[Rachel @HeyRach1]

@jmp0913 @applejax46 @JillianSilverb1 Well, this is awkward...jkjk😉