Steets

Hello!

I'm Steets. I like to break stuff and make things happen.

Hope you're having a nice day!

[Steets @HeySteets]

As this Microsoft 365 outage drags into its ninth hour with no root cause pinned down, I've decided to pick my own.

An engineer asked Copilot to fix something. Copilot "fixed" it, bringing down the entire M365 cloud, and now since Copilot's down, the engineer can't fix it.

[Kirkland, CPA @millerlitekirk]

Just took the sore throat confirming swallow

[Maor Shlomo @MaorShlomo]

Made them use Jira

[IroncladDev @IroncladDev]

--- BEGIN PRIVATE KEY ---

[Jake Halloran @jakehalloran1]

its obviously not *good* but admittedly having a private key of *4* as a globally trusted cert authority is one of the funniest bits of all time

[NIK @ns123abc]

STOP calling basic network misconfigurations as "emergent misalignment"

YOUR agent escaping YOUR sandbox via DNS egress is an infrastructure failure that YOU are directly responsible for, not the agent

[Oliver Sherouse @OliverSherouse]

I've decided that I'm just going to put the question mark outside of the quotation marks when it's not part of the quote. The rule is wrong, and I'm just not going to do it.

[chloe @sardinecel]

when you grab the dish soap bottle and little bubbles fly out

[かねこともみ @00mpa_l00mpa]

🪩🕺🐶✨

[EMKWAN @emkwan]

I guess Steve did his job. He let Tim Cook and now it’s John’s Tern.

[Robin Reiter @robin7331]

She is likely reading the USB specification

[stretch 5 at your local LA Fitness @HGTVontheRadio]

my hottest grammar take is that the standard practice of including the comma inside the quotation mark here is wrong. the shirt didn't say

COLLEGE,

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I’ll soon be sponsoring a bill to withhold federal money from municipalities and police departments that deploy Flock (and other style) cameras to surveil law abiding citizens.

[zu 🥨 free range deranged @raccoon_dad]

a bee is a reasonable insect. it flies into your house and spends the entire time it's inside trying to get out. a fly is an abomination. the second it gets inside your house it moves right in. straight to the living room. like its been an indoor animal its whole life. disgrace

[Ray Foss @FossPrime]

I made my Steam Controller automatically charge itself

@Dexerto @HardwareSteam @valvesoftware

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her

[Joshwelt @weltszznn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine