Gordon Spythe

has anyone seen my keys?

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

If we’re sharing baseball Onion articles, can I submit my personal favorite

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Good excuse to post one of my favorite jokes in cartoon history

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

10 years ago today, “Our ass is in the jackpot.”

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

RIP Harris Wittels

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

If it gets children reading, that's all that matters!

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

@Avalanche Thanks. Looks like shit.

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

@AndyGlockner Yes, but he’s not a schlub. He’s top 10 in the euro tour this year and would likely get his 2027 pga card that way, but he’ll get better status with this “win”

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

If you think this is "funny" or "cool" you are an antisocial nihilist. You are the problem. Did the elephants not consider using the legal system to hold bad actors to account instead of just murdering this guy?

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

@DJPie Scott O’Neil’s plan for funding 2027 is to get run over by a Lexus

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

@VinceGoodwill Personally, I prefer the NBA Playoffs presented by Google. This ad didn’t have any presenting sponsors in it so it doesn’t feel right

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

@MattJZimmer Lactose intolerant

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

We’re never losing again!

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

ROCKIES SWEEEEEEEEP‼️

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

@CSMFHT Timeline playing tricks on me

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

I thought the moon was made of maíz

[MAVERICK X @MAVERIC68078049]

First moon landing in over 50 yrs… some of these new images are absolutely amazing!

[Gordon Spythe @HeyYoEZ]

@Rockies @uchealth That’s cool! Can I get one without the purple? Like just a gray jersey? That would be even cooler

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

in the US we just use this picture