M.L.S., G.A.Y.

AKA Nunu's Spicy Daddi
AKA BlackFryNmyChardonay

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Missed connection in Madville...Anyone seen Katie Wooway? She has a unique round face and normal tits. May now go by Jack Strop

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If the crabs be a-walkin, don’t come a knockin

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I have the ancient Jewish surname of Wiggletits

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Have you lit your Majora yet for hannukah?

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Ms Rachel's hung like a horse 🐴

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"You say that word Ozymandius a lot in that thick poem story"

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I need three kratoms, two ammos, and two sour squirts in Butcher Holler please

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Gonna go cruising at Butcher Holler 🤔

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"We could probably pull a Paralympian"

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"I was born basically right after the Macarena craze"

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They're skating over the shit river in **di*

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When is a Hallmark protagonist finally gonna eat ass on camera?

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An extremely old MTF has been spotted at the Owensboro Chilis

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One of my pet peeves is when my asshole is shitty

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Did yall hear Cheaters crashed the Dwight Yoakam concert? 😦

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She's fully blossomed into Double A cups

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Damn Daniel...back at it with the white crocs 👟

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You telling me the butterfly effect isn't real?
If S****** G*****et hadn't had his panic attack, I wouldn't have my family!

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Excuse me.
My piggy tails are up here 👁️👁️⬆️

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Miami smells like Cuban pussy. And so does my mommy

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Fatty tapped you