Juanny

They/Them… I hear I make a great grilled cheese

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

The tailor said she’s heard about me and that I’m a “good boy”.-.

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

I just want to know what it’s like to cook eggs with a cigarette in hand… 🍳 🚬

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

hot summer nights, mid july… when you and i were forever wild…

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

It’s Christmas and I’m sitting here looking at Jonathan Swift memes. I’m so such liberal arts trash 😂

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

When @al_star25 gets me food.-.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Overthinker by Nicolae Scarlat

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

Me: *Throws lachrymatory at you*
“FILL THIS, BITCH!!!!”

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

Did I give a mixture of holy water and Florida water to a woman at the bar? Yes I did…

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

My friend’s kid disrespected me… But he used the right pronouns😂😂😂 I’m not even mad!

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

Im the only one in this house who addressed their trauma and it shows.

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

Drunk friend: *in English accent* “You guys mean the most to me in English”

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

No. Wait. But like… I’m cute with my head wrapped.

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

The way this would’ve made me diddly-do-it.

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

Tell me why I didn’t read the words and just thought it was an open-faced Oreo…

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

I’ve been trying to be more romantic with my partner. I think I nailed it👌🏽

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

Anyone else say “much obliged” after they first meet someone?

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

Im hot…if you like eye bags.

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

Nothing is more humbling than trying on clothes you bought online…

[Juanny @Hey_Juanny]

I really wish I had a wider tooth gap. I’d look so cute.