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Fix your hearts or die.

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@KyleCoroneos Awesome, thank you!

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@KyleCoroneos In Austin June 5-9 from the PNW, anything happening that might not jump out?

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@parkerjlathrop @senatorshoshana Nice rebound for the brand, Parker!

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@BobJoe71121 @JasonSobelGolf I just browsed your profile and this is “oh my” coming from you.

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@SheaSerrano Are you patting yourself on the back for asking how Masters payoffs work?

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@alanjacoby @LauraLoomer @PaulIngrassia My biggest take from this photo back and forth is that might be the worst, least flattering goatee I’ve ever seen.

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@GranvilleAlley3 @3YearLetterman He does, and he’s right…..

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@greendragonhq Well, I notice that might state is the only blue in the worst category….

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@SenTuberville Are you excited Markwayne is leaving the Senate? Then YOU’LL be the dumbest Senator!!! Yay!!!

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@Angelajordison I’d be horrible at this, because in my opinion, ranch is great on everything.

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@Signalbriefme @planterspunch7 @krassenstein @grok So you’re cool with it, Siggy?

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@ProfRobAnderson My first pine wood derby I was proud of my car, that I hand carved and smoothed myself. Then I got crushed by cars that looked like F1 models.

And that was 35 years ago…can’t imagine what it’s like now.

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@Joe1Awe @zerohedge Is this going to be one of those that takes more than four years, then you blame the next president for screwing up Trump’s plan?

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@greendragonhq @libsoftiktok It’s gotta suck knowing that, yep, you’re going to leave a legacy, but that legacy is going to be that picture of you and the other clowns clutching these worthless binders.

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@KipHenley NOT THIS AGAIN, ha

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@realpeteyb123 @nicksortor Lord, is he this cringe off the app?

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@heitner As a fellow civil attorney I applaud this post, and note it's applicable across all legal realms. It's a red flag when a client wants a "bulldog." That tells me there's a good chance they won't listen to advice. I consider myself successful because I know which battles to pick.

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@503to504 @Timodc @WilliamWolfe Well, at least you’ve got one thing right….

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@JDVance You're a horrible fucking person, and it's even worse because it's all part of your grift. I hope you don't think you will actually become President someday.