Moose

I read copious amounts of books. I listen to music. I play video games. I'm just a normal person.

[IGN @IGN]

Sam Neill, the New Zealand actor most famously known for playing Dr. Alan Grant in the Jurassic Park series, has passed away at the age of 78.

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@SusanEl31781681 @QueenofTN77 @Mollyploofkins Your life must be exhausting.

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@HutchMF Norway best way.

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@dami_mastermind @TPAIN @DoorDash It’s also Water, not wa-uh. To each their own

[Midjourney @midjourney]

Announcing a new division of Midjourney called "Midjourney Medical"

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

Another day, another year older.

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@pjlarson @GovPressOffice @Cal_OES @CAL_FIRE Are you one of them stupid people? You know this isn’t his personal account, right?

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@Tectone Your frail masculinity is showing.

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@BikeMan Yaaaas I’ve been watching it and it’s so good!

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@IHOP Let adults order from the kids menu. Some of us can’t eat much anyways 👊😤

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

Destroy All Humans! is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 on June 23, 2026

Destroy All Humans! 2 – Reprobed is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 on September 15, 2026

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@cloakzy no takesies backsies man. You don’t have to speak Spanish to enjoy good vibes and energy.

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@vanity_divitiae @xAndresDR @cloakzy @grok does America have an official language?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

AS MANY PEOPLE KNOW, I AM A TREMENDOUS LOVER OF “THE SPANISH.” IT IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY MANY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA AND ACROSS THE WORLD. I AM ALSO A HUGE FAN OF PUERRRRRRRTO RICO. THAT IS WHY I AM DECLARING TOMORROW IN CALIFORNIA AS “BAD BUNNY DAY” WHEN BAD BUNNY PERFORMS AT THE BIG GAME IN THE GOLDEN STATE WITH HIS SOOTHING, BEAUTIFUL VOICE, AND HIS VERY NICE LOOKS. MANY PEOPLE CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM ACCORDING TO MY “GUYS” AND “GALS!” (JESSE WATTERS IS OBSESSED WITH HIM ALMOST AS MUCH AS HE IS WITH ME!). WE LOVE BAD BUNNY! HE IS NEARLY AS “HOT” AS ME, WHICH IS A BIG COMPLIMENT, BECAUSE THERE IS NOBODY “HOTTER.” HAPPY BAD BUNNY DAY, AMERICA. ENJOY!!! —GOVERNOR GCN

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

People are more bothered by illegal immigrants and THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW than the the things that truly matter like the people who are running this country being involved with child rape, cannibalism, murder, abduction and are getting away with everything.

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@flwrgirl_1 @falloutonprime If you're sexist, just say that.

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@ChaseBurnell @amazingthings_

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

A spectacular view of an iridescent cloud that feels completely otherworldly. 🤯🌈

[Moose @HeyaMoose]

@Re_Spohn @One_Good_Cause @GavinNewsom @GOP Who said I worship anyone? I came to the comments to laugh bestie. I worship nobody. Trust no politician, trust no magical man in the sky.