Jeff

Wolf | Geologist | Moba | Man Utd

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

Remove marriage from the equation of your life, and you will realize that you don’t have any career pressure, pressure to buy a home at 30, or pressure to buy a car at 30. You will have your whole life to do whatever you want to do. It’s just marriage that puts us in a situation where we feel pressured to achieve all these things at an early age. That’s because we have been conditioned by society to believe that you need to achieve these things if you’re going to get married.

[asante @d_asante_]

Loving a football club is the actual unconditional love that they talk about

[theboydointhings @Shadyy_]

Premier League Is Back. Sorry to my girl

[star6!*☆ @seanecd]

Not me, I’ll just wait my turn

[PRINCE AKPA @princeakpa_]

Life is dynamic. You could be 27 struggling financially and your friend is a parent 😂

[Jeff @Heyboadi]

Covert contract 101

[𖤐 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𖤐 @Peterisrandom]

The part of the breakup no one prepares you for… when everything you gave suddenly means nothing

[J.R @TheLifeUvJr]

long as you got your half

[robert @pandorasballs]

Mo ma nyamesom y3 den o

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Playing the best spy ever in James Bond after playing the worst spy ever in River Cartwright would be an amazing achievement, I won’t lie

[LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust]

Men have a "I will build a life for you if you're kind to me" fetish.

[🎧 @y0bushid0]

HAPPY REACHER DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE🫵🏽

[OG Purpz @ChalePurpleThis]

Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain

[Leslie @TLe_233]

Someone needs to develop an app that tells women what to eat every day. That person would make a lot of money

[RRR! @Shirokane_Crane]

learn french, do masters, learn a skill, apply for graduate trainee, be ready to gamble, japa plans yenyenyen… till person finally craze. 😭

[Trey Hemisphere 🃏 @DmanBazaki]

Tyrese on “Pullin’ Me Back” was SENSATIONAL

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Isn’t it wild though. You could start a beautiful friendship in SHS and life will just make you never see or hear from that nigga again after school

[W. @carliswalker]

Telecel dey worry me with this TL M'aHitti thing

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

E get some kind babe ego dey sit your car ein front, if koti stop you he just go compliment am tell you sey drive safe.

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.” realest talk.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

You want him na me deɛ gyai saa