Hayley Foster

[ABC News Intern @ABCnewsIntern]

“Put out your Akubra” and “Put out your beetroot” are not the most appropriate tributes to Barnaby. Instead,

“Put out your family.”

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin'

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The degree to which you’re all fucked has far outpaced your ability to comprehend it. #blessed

[WeScreenplay @WeScreenplay]

To gentleman who submitted the original JURASSIC PARK screenplay with all the dinosaurs substituted for giraffes: we commend your comedic instincts, however it's against our terms to accept plagiarized work, despite your original title "Giraffic Park."

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

I do, she was an absolute genius. https://t.co/1p7JfDMwTh

[Cheish @TheCheish]

My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced

[Emma Alberici @albericie]

Government says Australia's big companies are paying one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world. That's not true. When you strip out deductions etc, what they actually pay is around 17% - 4th lowest in the G20. See comparisons here https://t.co/RWDUQC20lc

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

all these snoozles. can get exhausting.. it is a vicious cycle. of peanut butter filled. pseudo-consciousness

[Tom Ballard @TomCBallard]

"Attention shoppers, a small lost boy has been found in Crown Casino, please contact the info desk ASAP." #logies

[The Conversation - Australia + New Zealand @ConversationEDU]

Want to know if the new youth internship program will actually lead to a job? https://t.co/YNbA6K7LUm

[Noely 🤔 @YaThinkN]

More economists should speak out so Punters would realise Liberals 'better economic managers' is an Urban Myth :( https://t.co/zMSFNuPHGf

[FatherBob @FatherBob]

Thanks to the social engineers, all honourable men, of the 1960's, around here we're into third generation unemployment now unemployability.

[The Conversation - Australia + New Zealand @ConversationEDU]

Calling all #rubyonrails developers: join our tech team. We're growing and have 2x vacancies for experienced devs. https://t.co/qlcTCAKCzZ

[💚🌏 Sarah Hanson-Young @sarahinthesen8]

Today I was due to visit the widow of the man who burnt himself to death two weeks ago. Border Force has blocked me from seeing her.

[Hayley Foster @HeyhayFoster]

Our detention centres are concentration camps and must be closed - https://t.co/eApL6R8JWe via @theage

[Julian Burnside @JulianBurnside]

Our detention centres are concentration camps and must be closed https://t.co/ki8v8rp08s Blistering piece by Stephen Charles

[Noely 🤔 @YaThinkN]

He had to 'ask' what to do? Says it all...

Abbott: a 'well-known millionaire' offered me $5,000 when I was a new MP https://t.co/5tR5UIATtd

[🪲‍⃠Joh͎n @PsyVeteran]

Everytime there is roadworks our #internet needs a technician to come jiggle the wires, I'm betting on the rain tho #dinosaurCopperNetwork

[Julian Burnside @JulianBurnside]

Gravely ill burns victim waited 24 hours for medical evacuation from Nauru to Aus https://t.co/f0gwXYftWX Surprise: We treated him badly.