Microwave at work after 3 min :
Ya food is still cold, sucker!
Microwave at work after an additional 30 seconds:
Ya food is so hot ya gonna waste your lunch break waiting for it to cool down, sucker!
Happy #NationalNewEnglandClamChowderDay! Iβm celebrating by keeping bivalves in the ocean and making @IsaChandra βs #vegan Glam Chowder on the interwebs tonight @ 9PM EST https://t.co/cNGHQsAWfa π π π
YβALL! Iβm helping someone research for a new fridge and the interior pictures for an LG model have @Earth_Balance and @CalifiaFarms in the fridge! #vegantakeover
You all: ooh I love lamb who doesnβt love lamb.
Me: raises hand
Yβall: oh youβre veg?
...so anyway lamb, goat, ox tail, yum the body parts of sentient beings that I LOVE