James Finn

Stand up comedian since 2011. Semi-retired food blogger. Modern day Renaissance man. "The Office" enthusiast. Twitch affiliate.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

JRPG Taco Bell coordinates leaked.

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When I die, I want to be buried face down, so the entire world can toss my salad.

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The 1988 Baltimore Orioles started their season with 21 straight losses.

Kevin McCarthy: Hold my beer

[jizzlane maxxxwell @dankcharnley]

If you're not sitting behind a big desk, in a leather chair, stroking a cat right now, what are you even doing with your fucking life?

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

Congratulations! It's official! @ActionAndretti is ALL ELITE!

Thank you to everyone watching #WinterIsComing on @TBSNetwork Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite TONIGHT!

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Buffalo #cheesesteak Sub. Oh so essential provolone cheese. #oldbay dusted fries. #baltimoreeats #charmcityfoodies @ Looney's Pub Perry Hall https://t.co/1Jb4vV0srV

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I really feel for all the social media managers being called in after hours to make a post on an app that may or may not be there in the morning. #RIPTwitter

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Most of all, I'm gonna miss posting screenshots of my Tweets on Instagram and getting more engagement over there. #RIPTwitter

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Trying to bang to some mathcore and I’m getting flashbacks to 10th grade trigonometry class.

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Just added to this show at the legendary Ottobar in Baltimore. Saturday night. Come early for a special Taylor Swift inspired tasting menu, then drink and laugh all night long. #baltimorenightlife #comedyshow @ Ottobar https://t.co/w70sO3ifxu

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We’re stuck in this social media purgatory of people complaining about “Mariah Carey already” and “Still posting Spirit Halloween Costume memes in November”.

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I don't think I'm passing out candy for Halloween this year. I mean, with inflation and the impending recession, I don't think I can afford candy laced with drugs for the entire neighborhood.

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If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and everyone has an enemy, then everyone is my frenemy.

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Steal a base, steal a taco is a Venn diagram of 2 perfect things I treasure in this damaged world: Baseball and Taco Bell.

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$28 Taco Bell challenge. Order $28 of food, pretax. Eat during lunch hours. Can it be done?

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Chad’s pronouns are Fuckboi/fuckbro

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You all out here watching Dahmer, and I'm still waiting on Season 2 of "My So-Called Life"

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Next level adulting: Saw a t-shirt for $3.99 that said “I pooped today” in 2XL. I put it back because $4 was too much to spend on a joke shirt.

And also, was unable to talk them down to $2.