Markus Simmons

Your favorite Rebel in the Hub City. 🐻🦈 Follow me for Commercial Real Estate, Ole Miss hot takes, anti-Yellow Dog rhetoric, & Tweets with proper punctuation.

[Markus Simmons @HeyitsMarkus]

Remembering that time in 2011 @TheRock & I hung out on Twitter.

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

@HeyitsMarkus . My ink took 60 hrs. 4 sessions. 15-20 hr sessions at a time. #NoPainNoGain

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@SkibidiOHIO676 @Quadcarl @HunterBiden Agreed. But it doesn’t mean that anything he said is wrong.

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@HunterBiden Y'all got me out here agreeing with Hunter Biden. This is how far the GOP has fallen.

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@cptdankkk @RobGronkowski Goofy dude, but smart when it counts.

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@notcee_fan Sleep Away Camp. That final scene.

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@JMNewsNetwork_ No Christian I know would be surprised by any of this. It’s taught at Christian Universities. It’s not a revelation.

The religions have the same origins but diverge at pivotal points. Believing in Jesus as Lord and Savior is the definition of Christianity.

Simple facts.

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@United_Africana Your entire posterior chain. Great workout.

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If you'd told me in 2024 that by 2026 I would hate Nick Saban, I'd've called you crazy. Cheeky response here from the guy who invented the arms race 20 years ago and is now angry that other schools are keeping up.

[Brad Logan @BradLoganTOC]

Former Alabama head coach Nick Saban takes aim at Ole Miss for a second time, this directed at the eligibility status of QB Trinidad Chambliss.

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@sip_central @SlimeySnailll I have my moments.

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Y'all got me out here agreeing with Hunter Biden. This is how far the GOP has fallen.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

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I don't think so, no. These programs have now tasted the top and established an infrastructure. You think the collectives' email lists just disappear when the rules change? They will pivot and be fine.

[Clemson Addict @Clemson_Addict]

Top 5 teams that are going to regress if the NCAA ever grows a pair & puts guardrails in place & enforces them:

1. Texas Tech
2. Miami
3. Texas
4. Ole Miss
5. Oregon

HM: Tennessee. Michigan, & LSU

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@Clemson_Addict I don't think so, no. These programs have now tasted the top and established an infrastructure. You think the collectives' email lists just disappear when the rules change? They will pivot and be fine.

Some programs have proven they would rather complain than pivot.

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@hthieblot Mainly just that Leroy Jenkins video.

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@resigned_06 @AllEmeraldCoast @JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FlaPanthers @FloridaGators Literally 2 weeks ago in Rosemary. The Emerald Coast is tough to beat (and only a 4-hour drive for us).

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@Pomykalmustache It’s so early and I love it. Imagine having a HC who actually promotes you as a player instead of only promoting himself.

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@SlimeySnailll @sip_central I do my research.

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@SlimeySnailll @sip_central Ole Miss & MSU baseball fans drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip Jell-O shots. We’ve done it multiple times.

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@danishacarterr I always thought it was bc 80% baking powder + 20% fentanyl produces a similar high to cocaine (or heroine), but it’s cheaper. The customers die when the powders aren’t properly mixed and they wind up with 50% fentanyl.

Am I completely wrong about this?

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Is this 38-year-old dad gonna have to purchase a diamond grill?

[On3 @On3]

NEW: The EA Sports College Football 27 Cover has been released🚨

https://t.co/HltfqJyEqz

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@wutzamattawitu @NCAABaseball @OleMissBSB Hey, leave the guy alone. He had nowhere else to be.

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@SteveTeel17 Are there people out there who are not UGA fans who think that home run trot was acceptable?