Heyman Solanki

Writer, nature, environment, politics, humour.

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A political satire. Sir George epitomises the political establishment. He clashes with the woolly religious, but humane, values of a cult who worship the ancient goddess Artemis.
Available Amazon
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UK link
https://t.co/hKHBAfcVRB

USA link
https://t.co/urNp8VmyW6

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@PennyJaneCook1 Totally agree! On so many levels we have reasons to be worried about the future. Politics, climate, finance - all causing me anxiety about my kids future. Children shouldn't have to grow up in a world with so many problems.

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@Margare42046071 @Sligogirls @MikePercy1 @MartinSLewis @mrjamesob @CornwallInsight Thank you so much for giving my novel a go. I'm glad you're enjoying it. If only you knew what your kind words mean to me. I am genuinely touched and you've dispelled doubts I was having. If you so wish, please feel free to give feedback once you've finished reading it.😊👍🙏

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@melanieburnard @BillyVacant I've decided to send a moderately worded letter to Starmer instead of a strongly worded one. He is quite sensitive, and I don't want to upset him too much, otherwise the issues with Lake Garda will never be dealt with.

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@melanieburnard @BillyVacant There are also snakes in Lake Garda, freaked me out when I saw one when I was swimming. First thing that came to my mind was 'that Starmer, he hasn't dealt with the myriad of problems at Lake Garda'. I'm going to send him a strongly worded letter.

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@BarbaraSutton15 @StoylesArthur THERESE COFFEY has spent so long up BORIS JOHNSON'S backside she's absorbed his BS!

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@Gon1Mc Fingers crossed 👍

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@Gon1Mc 😤😆 Boris will do his disappearing act tomorrow (and then give a TV interview late in the evening seemingly with a cold 😉). I'm hoping it's all downhill for the Tories from now on. 🙏👍

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@SwerianBot @BorisJohnson 👏😆I now see the sheer brutal survival instinct of the Tory party. The savages!

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@Andrew_Adonis @DavidHeadViews OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE!
PLEASE READ!
I have just been privy to a leaked government document which sets out what the Tory 'British Bill of Rights' consists of.
Here it is in full:

ARTICLE 1 – OBLIGATION TO RESPECT AND OBEY TORY RIGHTS.

Thank you.

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@KizzyDaze My pleasure. I was lucky to come across it, like you said Mary absolutely nails it.👍

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@MarieAnnUK TOBIAS ELLWOOD is just another TORY BUTT PLUG who has made their home up BORIS JOHNSON's deceitful full-of-BS backside!

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@Haggis_UK @anita767thom Instead of electronically tagging migrants, we should deal with the real danger to our country. An electro butt plug needs to be inserted up the backsides of Boris Johnson and his cronies. Every time they lie they get an electronic shock. Boris would probably end up electrocuted!

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@Scarborough_GB I don't know why, but Mr multiple-identity Grant Shapps comes to mind!

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@Wat_the_deuce The resulting offspring if Michael Fabricant started to breed with llamas!

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@zarahsultana @DonFbpe @RMTunion Brendan Clarke-Smith is just another Tory leech who is sucking the blood out of the non-rich!

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@JulesOban @JDrvr @LBC Grant Shapps also goes by the names -
Dodgy Weasel
Ferret Face
Boris Johnson's Butt Plug

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@LBC @RunoPb @mrjamesob VISION OF TORY BRITAIN:
Over 2m have used a food bank past 12mth.
Thousands unnecessarily died during early phase of pandemic because failure of public health care policy.
Cost-of-living gap between the UK's rich and poor at highest on record.
TORY BRITAIN . . . FOR THE RICH!