Hank Weaselman

City-fied redneck. Believer in Constitution & the American dream. Professional Curmudgeon - It’s not just a mood, it’s a way of life!

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@MikeBales I hope he took his gerbils with him.

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@atensnut MAAN! Too funny.

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@GregoryKBovino @fouriowascotts @Mabeltooted I’ve got just the shirt for you sir!

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Well shit. This happened today. Major prosthetic fail.

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@BryanDFischer Calling the Snowman!

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@elsathora @not_tracer_120 @BeksWineWhiskey Did you take the drive from Flagstaff through Oak Creek Canyon on the way to Sedona? Love that drive.
Also, go to Cottonwood and Jerome if you have time. Verde Valley Railroad is a fun little train ride as well.

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@ABC You’re not a serious “journalist”.

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@SarahisCensored She’s seriously messing with CJ Grisham. Didn’t I just see him in a video at Trinidad, TX talking to one of their city council meetings? She’s gonna lose. And it won’t be pretty.

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@redheadranting @TraditionSarah Hahaha! I knew exactly where you were talking about and I haven’t lived there in over 20 years!

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@DemocraticWins Books by Karl Marx?

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@cutiieepie6 Been there done that many times.

[The Boabie @TheBoabie]

We were told we'd be shot by ICE, we never saw them
We were told the police would be tough, they partied with us
We were told the Americans didn't want us, they embraced us like family

Stop listening to the 'media' trying to divide us! live your lives and make memories! 🧡

[Hank Weaselman @HeysoosChristo]

@GretchenPSmith Isn’t it funny how “living in a van down by a river” went from a cautionary tale to a life goal?

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@IfindRetards Oh man I’ve got stories of my time in IT for a 200+ person arch firm in Mpls. I should write a book.

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@1keezybaby Reggie Roby

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@1keezybaby Didn’t he get a sponsor deal from Snickers after they caught him on camera eating one on the sideline?