Asked my husband if we are going to baptize our child if we have one and he said duh and I said well how tf is that gonna make sense when dad and kid go to heaven and I’m chilling in purgatory or hell cuz I haven’t been baptized?!
My MAGA neighbor five minutes ago: “I just read that tariffs are going to raise prices for stuff. I don’t get it. I thought China was going to pay them.”
I explained how tariffs work. I wish you could see the look on the guy’s face when it sunk in.
So much ignorance out there.
Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump:
“It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”
sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy