Nini ✨

She/Her| Pro-Makeup Artist| Blue-natured 🥶| Itachi’s Babygirl| The very wicked girl your mummy warned you about. 420

[Nini ✨ @Heyy_niniii]

October 🚮

[Big Yetty / Attend TBE ✨ @yetunede]

This is what a typical day in the life of every lady looks like. Fear a man ? Fear men ✅

Once they are together in a herd, there’s nothing they can’t unleash.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

You open your eyes down marry Gehgeh ??????? Even if you’re blind, are you deaf ???
Women smh , zero self preservation!

[DADDY DABz 👶 @Austeiin]

Dear @RideElectricHQ ,

Thunder fire you and your family for this tweet!

God go punish you seh!

My child’s picture was used. I even tried to educate them all and you said I shouldn’t express myself?

You are a baskard seh !

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[Dura,coco money🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[👳🏾‍♂️Mufti Of Ilorin Online 👳🏾‍♂️ @Adamthallith]

Sex chat
Collecting money
Sending nudes/thirst traps
Promise (we go fuck when we see)
Coming to your house to sleep over.

All of these and other things you can think of are not consent to sex and doesn’t give anyone right to another person’s body.

This is how some of you knowingly or innocently support rape.

Temitope, you’re a lady, you shouldn’t be putting tweets like this up.

[Badero @JoachimNdudi]

Quackery in nursing in South East is alarming. No region beats South East. What's @Nigeria_NMC doing??.

[Old K  @Adejibo]

Your wife was heavily pregnant and also had another child to look after but you were not around and didnt put any help in place??

The things you guys casually admit to are nearly criminal

[🌿🧚🏾 @_roguewavebae]

Uhm Unilag, what the hell??

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This tragedy did not even make the news. What’s the value of the average Nigerian life?

[Oluwanifise @Oluwanifise13]

They could just go to the location of the companies…right?

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

“Pastor Ezekiel Dachomo, one of the boldest voices in Nigeria right now, is under serious threat.

Just two days ago, Fulani Muslim terrorists slaughtered nine members of his family. Now they've sent a letter to his church member threatening to kill him the same way they killed his brother.
In a powerful live video, Pastor Ezekiel called out President Tinubu and the Nigerian government for funding terrorism and allowing the Islamic agenda to infiltrate the military and the nation.

He made it clear: "This is war." He's calling on Christians to wake up and defend themselves and their faith; not out of hate, but to bring this evil to an end.

They are actively trying to assassinate him and his church members.
I spoke to him recently; even in the middle of all this, he remains resolute.

I called Pastor Ezekiel again earlier. He told me they were under attack in his area, then quickly hung up the phone.”

[Seye-Niyi @Seyorock2]

Please RT and donate if you can. Every contribution, no matter how small, can help save a life. 🙏❤️

[Ahmad umar NGOHI @ahmad_ngohi]

Missing alert 🥺
Our sister left the house yesterday and has not returned. She was going to deliver a package at Borno Express, but she has not been seen since. She was with her baby.
Please, if anyone sees her, kindly call this number: 09068420909, 09134536531

@BornoMedia @Fateemah_Habeeb @DanBorno @UMARDONGAS @MKSanda_ @wujeyuram @comrademahmud @Comr_Mala @sulaiman_muhmd

[🅱️OLAji 🅰BDULLAHI. (الله حسبي) @OtunbaPapash]

I am a certified teacher working in private schools. am on holiday till September with no salary coming in during dis period.I am desperately in need of holiday jobs 2 help cover my 2kids school fees 4 next term.I would be grateful 4any job opportunities or financial support.

[Panmun Jeremiah @OriginalPeejay]

Found and reunited with his family

[gst @wearegst]

The CBN doesn't want you to see what it is doing with your money.

[princess💕 @princy_pearls]

I finally checked my results, guysss!💃💃

After all the stress, sleepless nights, and endless prayers, I graduated with a Second Class Upper Honours. God did. 🤍🥹

[Mike Arnold @MikeArnoldTruth]

Reliable sources tell me DSS has arrested Samaila Ibrahim Kaigama, President of the Borno South Youth Alliance. Armed agents. Two vehicles. Taken for “investigation.” Whereabouts unknown.

You need to know who this is.

Kaigama is the man who brokered the terms of the Ngoshe “rescue” — and proved it was no rescue. The Nigerian government paid more than $4 million in U.S. currency directly to Boko Haram. The captives had been held three kilometers from a military base the entire time. Kaigama has the terrorists on tape confirming it. I spoke with him directly and cited him by name before the U.S. Congress.

He didn’t pick up a gun. He told the truth.

The Sultan has called social media a terrorist organization.

I have predicted the round-ups of witnesses would follow Trump’s declaration of victory.

They didn’t wait long.

Someone needs to find out where he is — right now.

#EarthShaker
#truthmutiny

[CH AT @_lifeofses]

With my old boy forever!💙