FakeAlyssaBear

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[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

So the big toe thing is an actual thing?! I thought I was just hairy. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I pluck mine, btw.

[Chelsea DeBoer @ChelseaHouska]

Does anyone else go through funks where they just let themselves go for a while...and then one day you wake up..and you’re spray tanning, you’re waxing that unibrow, shaving that big toe. And you’re just ready to f it up as a whole new woman? And then repeat the cycle? Just me?

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

This is a really bad time for my soundbar to stop working. #GOT8 #GameofThronesSeason8

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

We still exist. #IndigenousPeopleDay

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

It’s been a long time since I’ve twitted. 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

@KailLowry Shots fired. Pun intended.

[Baker Mayfield @bakermayfield]

Thank you Sooner Nation. Thank you for giving me never ending support. I hope you know I gave it everything I had. It has been and unbelievable ride and I'm so glad we enjoyed it together. I love y'all. God Bless and Boomer. -Bake

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

@921thebeat #eaglebluff921

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

I realize I'm 15 minutes late. But can we talk about that cheap ass kiss that trump gave his wife....give me Barack and Michelle back.

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

@ChelseaHouska I just finished watching your 16&Pregnant episode. Can we just acknowledge the fact that you wore flip flops in the snow? Lol

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

I went to my best friends #AirForce graduation last week. Now I'm questioning my entire life purpose.

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

I laughed way too hard at this... https://t.co/LdudpF4S9b

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

@shorrtstackkk For your viewing pleasure...🐶

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

I can't stop watching #TWD. No one told me it was this good. 🙄

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

Snapchat is doing people's make up now. They need to show these girls how their eyebrows are supposed to look.

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

Twitter is not about anything new. This the same stuff I can see on FB.

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

Everyone in high school is spreading their wings. Meanwhile I'm on my 5th go around with #GreysAnatomy. 🙍🏽💁🏽

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

I've been gone from Twitter for so long. I'd feel like the awkward girl that stands in a group of cool people if I start again. 😑

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

😂😂😂 his sign...

[FakeAlyssaBear @Heyyy_Alyssa]

Y'all...I can finally fit back into my AE jeans. This is huge.