Garrett Holmes

My name is Garrett Holmes. People tell me I'm cool.

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

@EdwardStockwell Not yet, but reviews look promising. Going to pick it up after I finish Elden Ring.

[Proof @UseProof]

Our CEO @DaveRogenmoser is talking in the Pacific ballroom right now! #TCS2019

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

Hey, @elonmusk: @Tesla and @LEGO_Group should partner up to make Tesla Lego sets so that kids can learn about sustainable energy in a fun and exciting way. Plus, it would be amazing to build a Lego Roadster. Just saying.

#Tesla #Education #STEM

[Formula 1 @F1]

QUALI REPORT: Vettel snatches pole from Verstappen >> https://t.co/k7lBf2FihZ #MexicoGP 🇲🇽 #F1

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Me in every meeting

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

They all get szechuan sauce down here

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

It's that time of year again...
https://t.co/9S6yeUGwUj

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

When your dad starts his job at the cafeteria

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

Which bear is best?

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

When you hear there's a new Bruce Lee movie coming out.

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

#aclfest #SharetheLineup

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

#ACLFest #TopoChico

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

Can't wait for the new Dave Chappelle #davesback

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

#belkomac

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

When you've been stuck in traffic for hours and you finally break free.

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

When you don't text her back vs when she don't text you back

[Garrett Holmes @HiBudItsGarrett]

Only at #FantasticFest #ATX

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

I have no idea what the f*ck I'm watching, but it's oddly funny. 😂👏🏾 @BallersHBO #BallersIntroContest #Chive https://t.co/NNF5ePkSFP

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

I'm going to live forever.