Spooky

Metalcore/emo/league 🖤

28m

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

PEDestrian
PEDophile
#DontBelieveTheTricknology #RunThemOver #OneMoreLane

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[ki 🗡️ @leonkiennedy]

happy pride month

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[leah @goneb4urhome]

I can't stop smoking weed everyday

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down

[ray @25xdlol]

i wish silver had 1% of winstons swag cus ive never seen a silver pop ult and put on a preformance that made me instantly asusme the player behind the screen was korean

[Aliqua Portio @aurelianist]

The vatican is hiding big chungus

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

As a boy my melancholic nature would depress dinner guests, babysitters, teachers, other children, etc. so my mother shipped me off to a Smile boarding school where I learned how to lighten up. The older students would torture me with knives every Tuesday

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[US Chemical Safety & Hazard Nonaffiliate @sexualprisoner]

A display of both unmititgable tactical acumen and overwhelming physical dominance.
Utterly beasted upon.

[Lucky 7s @Lucky7sMelee]

my god moky

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

so today in my geography class the kid that sits next to me wasn't there. so about five minutes into class and the door swings open and the kid comes in

and our teacher goes "you're late" but the kid doesn't answer and just trudges miserably up to the teachers desk and slides a note across to him.

so my teacher opens up the note and reads it aloud and it says: "my best friend dared me to talk in only crazy frog quotes for the whole day and I was too stubborn to say no."

and so my teacher just looks at this kid and goes "is this true?" and the kid just stands there for like ten seconds

and then he sighs really heavily and goes "bing bing" and his best friend who sits at the back laughed so hard he had to be sent outside

[turbomander @turbomander]

no disrespect to wizard who believe themselves to be wiser than the council but that could never be me. i am far too wise to do something so foolish. perhaps even wiser than the council