Lucy

I like animals more than i like a lot of people.

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

On a hen do in a cottage and half our order hasn’t come @Morrisons HELP PLEASE

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

He’s drawn aunt gayle 😂

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Hers was perfect. His not so much

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

My 17 month old son had his first cheeky @NandosUK today he loved it 😂😀

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Kamala Harris seen approaching reporters: “Whatcha got?”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

What is your policy with charge banks in hand luggage/hold baggage @jet2tweets ? I fly tomorrow

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

@jet2tweets hi going to Spain Thursday with my husband and an infant. What’s the baggage allowance for infant? I saw 10kg but is that hold baggage or hand luggage?

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

So glad Jo and Kush won. The total opposite of toxic masculinity. Open, wearing their emotions on their sleeves and telling each other how much their friendship means. Well done lads 👏 #raceacrosstheworld #ratw

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Had to say goodbye to our almost 14 year old weimaraner, Lucy, last night. Makes me think of this genius tweet from an old internet friend. Final dog tax below.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

Delivering a parcel between these times on a Thursday night is diabolical. Who is this Relay company

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

Toast is a dipper on a full English, a vehicle for a dippy egg & bean juice and I won’t have anything more said about it

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

This is going to sound like insanity to non-Brits who know us as the Beans on Toast country, but:

In a Full English, beans do NOT go ON toast. The toast is in a big pile on the side or on their own plate.

[salina @bambinasalina]

they be born folded tf up omg and then have to walk IMMEDIATELY animals be strict af

[freddie @Freddie_0611]

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

Why does this woman film every part of her life. Seems she relished being a part of the drama of it all #shouldimarryamurderer

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

@WomanDefiner Say boo - boo
Say yay - yay
Say dada - dada
Say mama - dada
🙃🙃

[Lucy @HiLucyMae]

Can’t hear what they are saying. One is a better rapper than the other #BGT #BritainsGotTalent

[Thomas Willett @ThomasWillett9]

How cruel do you have to be to try and ban trans people from a non-competitive, fun community run?